Manny Ramirez is playing his way back into shape with the Triple A Albuquerque Isotopes.He hopes to quickly return to his original atomic weight.
Manny Ramirez - 33 Jokes

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Manny Still 5th in All-Star
Manny Ramirez, despite taking a banned substance containing estrogen, is still fifth in All-Star voting for outfielders. But first in All-Star voting for the WNBA.

Danica Wants Steroids
Danica Patrick recently told reporters that she would take steroids if she thought she wouldn't be caught. And that she's actually Manny Ramirez.

Manny Ramirez Period
Los Angeles Dodger Manny Ramirez was suspended 50 games for taking a women's fertility drug.Maybe he was trying to get an edge on hitting for the cycle.
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Ramirez suspended 50 games for failing MLB drug test
The drug that caused Ramirez to fail is HCG, a women's fertility drug. The bad news--Manny won't be playing ball until July. The good news--in February he will give birth to octuplets.

Dodgers Win NL West
The Dodgers finally clinched the West division. Manny Ramirez celebrated by thanking himself.

Manny Bobblehead
The Dodgers recently had a Manny Ramirez bobblehead night. The doll is so realistic that it drops everything you try to put in its glove.
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Manny Ramirez tossed from game
Manny Ramirez, who recently returned to the LA Dodgers lineup after serving a 50-game suspension for using a woman's fertility drug, was ejected during Tuesday's night's game. Ramirez threw his helmet and elbow pad in disgust after the home plate umpire called him out on strikes. Ramirze blamed his outburst on it being "that time of the month."

Manny Hits a HR Already
Manny Ramirez hit a homerun in his first game back from suspension. The ball went so far, it's now ahead of Arizona by 3 games.

Parts And Labor
Manny Ramirez will rejoin the LA Dodgers on Friday.He hopes to deliver the game winning hit and healthy Minnesota Twins.