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Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders:  Following outrage over recent broadcasts of murders, shootings, rapes and assaults – streamed live on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg announced that the social network will add 3000 additional people to monitor the situation more closely.  Excuse my skepticism, but this just sounds like the murders and assaults are now have 3000 more viewers.

 

Epilepsy Drug Helps Addicts Kick Cocaine Habit:  A new study reports that an epilepsy drug is helping addicts kick the cocaine habit.  Wow, this sounds like a new take on “kicking the habit.”

 

Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack:  A 42-year-old Russian fisherman says he was attacked from behind by a brown bear and that the only thing that saved him was his ringtone of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” suddenly went off, startling the bear and causing it to run away.  There you have it, conclusive proof the Bieber’s music is simply “unbearable.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Pastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home

Arm WrestlingPastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home:  Fundamentalist Pastor Pastor Steven Anderson, of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona recently declared that “God insists men rule over women in the home,” adding that he’d “gladly arm wrestle any woman who believes otherwise.”  At first I had to look closely at Pastor Anderson’s pic, just to make sure it wasn’t Andy Kaufman.  That said, in all fairness, what he says does make a lot of sense in that arm wrestling has always been considered the most logical way to settle all disputes regarding leadership.

 

SunscreenStudy Claims No Evidence Sunscreen Prevents Cancer:  A new research review concluded that there isn’t much evidence to conclusively prove that daily sunscreen use can prevent most skin cancers.  Good thing cause I can’t seem to find where I put my sunscreen anyway.  Wonder if its where I stashed my dental floss?

 

Mark Zuckerberghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Mark-Zuckerberg.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Zuckerberg Claims He Only Eats What He Kills:  Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg created a bit of controversy recently when he declared he will only eat the meat from something which he himself has killed.  OK, but didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer have the same idea?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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