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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Scientists Convert Spinach Leaves Into Human Heart Tissue

Scientists Convert Spinach Leaves Into Human Heart Tissue:  Scientists in Massachusetts have converted a spinach leaf into a tiny, beating human heart muscle by seeding the spinach with human heart cell tissue in an eerie experiment that might one day help doctors repair damaged organs.

 

Wow, what heartening story!  Apparently Popeye was actually onto something.  But to me, perhaps the most exciting thing about this breakthrough is that one day soon, you may literally be able to eat your heart out – of course always remember to wash the spinach thoroughly before consuming!  In fact, Monsanto has reportedly already threatened to spray the new hearts with one of their pesticides.

 

But of course the big news here is that scientists are finally a-dressing a heart of spinach that will have beets.  Now question remains, would this new spinach heart need refrigeration after being used?

 

And while many are excited about the breakthrough, the Trump Administration is coming out strongly against the research, pointing out that “the last thing this country needs is more bleeding heart liberals on spinach.”  And you know, they may have a point in that even if this experiment is a success, the patient is essentially gonna be left partly in a vegetable state.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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