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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pentagon’s Secret UFO Boss Thinks We May Not Be Alone

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ETs-768x430.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ETs-1024x574.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pentagon’s Secret UFO Boss Thinks We May Not Be Alone:  After a video was released of Air Force jets tracking what appeared to be an unidentified flying object, the former head of the Pentagon’s secret UFO-hunting bureau admitted he believes “we may not be alone.”

 

OK, but I guess my first question is – if we all now know about it – how secret can this “Secret Pentagon UFO Unit” really be?  Secondly, if these extra-terrestrials really do exist, has anyone ever explained why they only seem interested in showing up at trailer parks and heavily wooded areas in the Deep South?  Could they have somehow acquired a passion for deep-fried foods?  Or perhaps we’ve just discovered the first interstellar NASCAR fans?  I mean, who knows?  After all, when it comes to space aliens, the sky is the limit.

 

Anyway, in the meantime – the Trump Administration is doing their best to calm any anxieties people may have over this alien invasion disclosure by reassuring everyone that President Trump’s new global immigration policies are also designed to dissuade space aliens from landing here on Earth.  This is accomplished by preventing any space aliens from finding decent paying jobs or trying to vote in elections against people like Roy Moore without being in possession of proper identification.  Now I ask you, what could be more comforting than that?

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Malibu, California

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