Former Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett has withdrawn a request for early release from prison. Because White Castle is no longer hiring.
Maurice Clarett - 4 Jokes

Clarett Stays In Jail

Pentathalon = 4 Events
The International Olympic Committee has decided to cut the modern pentathlon from five events to four, by combining pistol shooting and running. The favorite is clearly Maurice Clarett.

Buckeyes Look Silly
USC rolled over Ohio State. Buckeye fans hadn't seen a beating that thorough since the last time Maurice Clarett got arrested.