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Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find a job that provides health insurance instead.

 

Do you ever get impression that the whole GOP playbook is right out of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” – only it never gets to the point where they have an epiphany and become a good person.  I mean, Kellyanne has to be just a nickname.  I’m sure her real name must be something like “Kelly Antoinette.”

 

Its funny, but the more I hear people of her ilk talking about Medicare – the more I become convinced that they don’t even have the slightest idea what the hell Medicare is.  Frankly, instead of spouting her venom all over the TV day and night, I wish she’d just go back to running that meth lab we all know she has hidden away down her basement.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Miami Area Hunts Dangerous Nile Crocodile

Nile CorcodileMiami Area Hunts Dangerous Nile Crocodile:  Florida state wildlife officials have given their agents a rare order to shoot and kill a young, extremely dangerous Nile crocodile on the loose near Miami.  While trying not to take sides, House Republicans do point out that a hungry, furious crocodile on the loose in South Florida, could do much to greatly reduce a significant amount of our nation’s Social Security and Medicare costs.

 

Bar TabAlcoholic Man Attempts to Sell Wife For To Pay For Booze:  The Times of India reports that a 42-year-old Indian man described as an “alcoholic” allegedly attempted to sell his wife for $110 to pay his bar tab.  And they say you can’t put a price on love.

 

Yoga PantsLululemon Pulling See-Through Yoga Pants:  The athletic-wear company Lululemon was forced to pull new shipments of its yoga pants off the shelves after the women’s bottoms were found to have what the company called an “unacceptable level of sheerness.”  On a positive note, record numbers of men are reportedly signing up for yoga classes.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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