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Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find a job that provides health insurance instead.

 

Do you ever get impression that the whole GOP playbook is right out of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” – only it never gets to the point where they have an epiphany and become a good person.  I mean, Kellyanne has to be just a nickname.  I’m sure her real name must be something like “Kelly Antoinette.”

 

Its funny, but the more I hear people of her ilk talking about Medicare – the more I become convinced that they don’t even have the slightest idea what the hell Medicare is.  Frankly, instead of spouting her venom all over the TV day and night, I wish she’d just go back to running that meth lab we all know she has hidden away down her basement.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Western Men’s Sperm Counts Halved in Last 40 Years

Western Men’s Sperm Counts Halved in Last 40 Years:  Research indicates sperm counts among Western men have been reduced by more than half in the last 40 years, and scientists are struggling to determine why.  Frankly, I’m less curious about what’s causing the drop as I am to know just who the hell’s been doing the counting all this time.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Penis-Pumps-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Penis-Pumps.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Penis Pumps Cost Government $172 Million:  The Department of Health and Human Services reports that Medicare spent $172.4 million on 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems (penis pumps) for senior citizens from 2006 to 2011.  Well, I guess that’s one way to “pump” cash into a “limp” economy.

 

Trump Says He’s More Presidential Than Anyone Except Lincoln:  At a recent campaign-style rally in Ohio, President Donald Trump claimed he could act more “presidential” than any previous White House occupant, with the exception of Abraham Lincoln.  Yea, and I’m much more Christ-like than that guy in the beard.  Only losers get crucified.  Of course while I’m no doctor, it appears that syphilis has really started to do its job quite well!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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