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Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-Interview.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px" />Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election:  Jewish groups and U.S. lawmakers condemned Russian President Vladimir Putin’s suggestion to Megyn Kelly that the 2016 U.S. presidential election may have been manipulated by Russian Jews.  Makes you wonder just what’s the matter with Putin anyway?  Hasn’t anyone on the right even bothered to tell him that the code word you’re supposed to use for Jews is “globalist elite

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Galaxy-Merger-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Galaxy-Merger.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Merging 350 Million Light Years Away: NASA reports that the Hubble Space Telescope has captured a pair of barred spiral galaxies some 350 million light-years away in the process of merging, which astronomers believe could take another 300,000 years to complete.  All I can say is, if that 300,000-year figure is correct, this merger will likely be one of the slowest attempts at foreplay anyone will ever witness.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Chinese-President... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Chinese-President... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Chinese-President... 1307w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Xi Jinping Gets Mandate to Rule for Life:  China has abolished presidential term limits from its constitution, paving the way for President Xi Jinping to remain in office for an unrestricted amount of time.  Now for those of you who are concerned the same thing could happen here, I’d like to remind you that President Trump’s term limits will likely come in the form of Big Macs.

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Stormy Daniels Offers to Pay the $130,000 Back to Trump

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.jpeg 1028w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels Offers to Pay the $130,000 Back to Trump:  As the Trump legal team threatens to sue to prevent her appearance on 60-Minutes from airing, adult film star Stormy Daniels has offered to pay Donald Trump back the $130,000 in “hush money” she claims his lawyer gave her in order to stop her from speaking freely about her affair with the president.  Gee, they’re threatening to sue her over a binding agreement that Trump claims never happened?  Looks like someone has him by the cojones?  She sure seems to have a “leg up” on him – so to speak.  She’s created the “perfect storm(y).”  And while I’m no financial advisor, if I were Trump – I think I’d consider taking that wade of cash and pay back some of those Russians he owes.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-1-768x504.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-1.jpg 833w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Putin Denies Russian Government Collusion in US Election:  Russian President Vladimir Putin has told NBC News correspondent Megyn Kelly that he “couldn’t care less” if Russian citizens tried to interfere in the 2016 American presidential election because they were not in any way connected to the Kremlin.  Yea, well mark my words, just as soon as he leaves office, look for he and Judith Regan to collaborate on a book deal and call it “If I Colluded.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Flat-Earth.jpeg 318w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neil deGrasse Tyson Has New Video Refuting Flat Earth Theory:  In a new video, Neil deGrasse Tyson and comedian Chuck Nice address the issues raised by Flat Earth advocates who’s beliefs are becoming widely recognized in some circles because of the internet.  My suggestion to Flat Earthers is if you want people to stop thinking you’re nuts, why not just go to the edge of the Earth, snap a friggin picture with your smartphone and problem solved.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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