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Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy:  Melania Trump has become the center of a wild body double conspiracy theory after people began saying the woman who appeared on the White House lawn alongside the President in a trench coat and sunglasses didn’t look quite the same as Melania.  If you ask me, the answer’s quite simple – Melania is a robot and the factory provided several copies for Trump’s use.  Of course, another other explanation for why people think she may look a bit different is that the sun may possibly be melting her plastic face.  Personally, I think whoever that is who is standing next to President Trump certainly looks every bit as pissed off as real Melania usually does.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 835w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />First Dinosaur With Arthritis Found in Southern New Jersey:  Scientists say they’ve discovered remains of a dinosaur in southern New Jersey who lived 70 million years ago who also suffered from a very crippling form of arthritis of the elbow.  Good grief, dinosaurs with arthritic elbows in New Jersey?  Must be from yanking that lever down on the slots in Atlantic City.  Rumor has it those dinosaurs had terrible gambling habits.  One thing’s for sure, even if you’re not a dinosaur – arthritis will definitely make you feel like an old fossil.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-51... 512w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Sets World Record for 60 Meters at Age 95:  A 95-year-old woman has set a world record for her age group, running 60 meters in 29.86 seconds.  Good for her, but come on!  Once you hit 95, isn’t just about anything you do – be it bending over to breathing in and out most likely gonna set some kind of record?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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New Report on Mormon Masturbation Interviews

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/New-Report-on-Mor... 584w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Report on Mormon Masturbation Interviews:  A new report claims that children and teens in the Mormon church, often as young as eight years old, are frequently and aggressively interrogated and shamed by local church officials about masturbation and sex.  While I don’t agree with their practice of interrogating kids about masturbation, I can at least understand where they’re coming from.  I mean, if you have 15 or 20 wives you’re having sex with, its probably not a good idea to spend a great deal of your time masturbating.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Brain-Connections... 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Smart People Have Better Connected Brains:  New research indicates how smart you are has mostly to do with the connections and interactions between brain regions and neurons.  Geez, it just doesn’t seem fair.  I mean, not only do you have to have good connections to find a decent job – but now, you apparently need them just to be able to think.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Galapagos-Finch-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Galapagos-Finch.jpg 961w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Galapagos Finch Creates New Species on Other Island:  Researchers at Princeton University say the iconic Galapagos finch apparently flew to another island, mated with other birds and created a whole new species.  So what’s the big deal?  Didn’t Melania Trump do essentially the very same thing when she married Donald?

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