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Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Florida-Students.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting – were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because – I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers – protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-1024x7... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch – and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Louise-Reay.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office – he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trumps Wanted Guggenheim to Loan the White House a Van Gogh

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gold-toilet.jpg 409w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trumps Wanted Guggenheim to Loan the White House a Van Gogh:  The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump and First Lady Melania asked the Guggenheim Museum to loan them a Van Gogh painting for the White House residence, but the Guggenheim declined – offering them a solid gold toilet called “America” instead.

 

Holly crap Guggenheim – that’s simply genius!  Talk about art imitating life!  I mean, what could be a more perfect accessory for our Tweeter-in-Chief than a solid gold crapper?  I can see it all now – the President, regally descending down from the Master Bedroom in the early morning hours unto his “golden throne” – his trusty iPhone in hand – preparing to spew out his wondrous, lyrical covfefe of philosophical wisdom to all his loyal followers.  The sheer beauty of it leaves me at a complete loss for words – which frankly makes me wonder if I should consider adding a bit more fiber to my diet.

 

Anyway, now that Mr Trump has himself a shiny new golden toilet, could a golden shower be far behind?  That said – if I were him, I’d think about keeping those tweets to a minimum, because sitting on all that gold for long periods of time, could leave a green ring around that big ass of his.  And if you think Melania found him repulsive before, just wait till she lays eyes on that!

 

But back to my original point, I really have to hand it to the Guggenheim.  They appear to have taken trolling the Trumps to a whole new level with this gem.  All the same, its really kind of a shame that its all directed towards someone who’s not quite sharp enough to understand all the wonderful layers involved in this most beautiful of insults.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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