by absrdNEWS

Antonio Banderas apparently negotiating to keep Melanie Griffith’s old face as part of divorce settlement.

Jun 20th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Can't believe no one on the red carpet has asked Melanie Griffith how she feels about her daughter playing a whore yet.

Feb 23rd, 2015 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

Dakota Johnson stars in 50 Shades of Grey.
Melanie Griffith has had 50 plastic surgeries.

Coincidence?

#Oscars2015 #LaughsTV

Feb 23rd, 2015 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

Antonio Banderas turned 59 on Saturday.

. . . This is one of the first birthdays in years that he didn't spend it with ex wife Melanie Griffith.

*Which means he can now blow out the candles on his cake w/out worrying about her face melting.

#CelebrityBirthdays

Aug 12th, 2019 via twitter

by bix brillo

check up

Actress Melanie Griffith has checked into a Beverly Hills rehab center.  The actress says she checked in for a basic physical and her 30,000 drink tune-up.  

Sep 8th, 2010

by Bob Biggerstaff

When Dakota Johnson said her parents were Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith on SNL millions of people said that's why she's in a movie.

Mar 2nd, 2015 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

A study has shown that plastic surgery doesn't make you look more attractive.

. . . . This study was conducted by looking at Melanie Griffith and Mickey Rourke.

Dec 25th, 2021 via twitter

by Bob Biggerstaff

Our next presenter Dakota Melanie Griffith Don Johnson. #Oscars2015

Feb 23rd, 2015 via twitter

by David Lewis

Matthew McConaughey made Melanie Griffith's new face #McConaugheyMakesLifeBetter #Oscars2015 #MatthewMcConaughey

Feb 23rd, 2015 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Melanie Griffith is divorcing Antonio Banderas because he can't stop looking in the mirror and admiring how handsome he thinks he is.

Jun 7th, 2014 via twitter

by Patrick Varas

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith end 18 years of marriage after Banderas developed a deadly and incurable allergy to collagen.

Jun 6th, 2014 via twitter

by coopertalk

Hey lady sitting behind me at Starbucks dressed like Melanie Griffith in the movie "Working Girl", wake up, the year is 2012 now!

May 24th, 2012 via twitter