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Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan

Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan:  Cosmopolitan magazine is infamous for their  click-bait headlines about women’s dieting tips, and in one of its signature pieces, they published a profile of a 31-year-old Australian woman who Cosmo claimed “lost 44 pounds without ANY exercise” – only, as it turns out – the reason she lost the weight was that she had cancer.  Hell, they may as well have added that if you go on this diet plan, it could be the last diet you’ll ever need.

 

Having Gray Hair Increases Men’s Risk of Heart Disease:  According to new research presented at European Society of Cardiology, men with grey hair face a significantly bigger risk of heart disease.  The study seemed pretty straightforward, but there were some gray areas.  In related news, sales of “Just for Men” has increased 70% since the study came out.

 

Sean Spicer Apologizes for Hitler – al-Assad Comparison:  White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer apologized after making his most astonishing blunder yet – favorably comparing Adolf Hitler with Bashar al-Assad at a White House briefing, claiming Adolf Hitler never used chemical weapons against civilians.  Wow, that Sean Spicer is really a gas!  I say the obvious solution is to fire Spicer immediately and replace him with Melissa McCarthy.

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