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Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Ivanka Claims She Doesn’t Know What Complicit Means

Ivanka Claims She Doesn’t Know What Complicit Means:  After critics accused her of being “complicit” in her father’s decisions, Ivanka Trump claimed in a recent CBS interview that she “doesn’t even know what it means to be complicit.”  My first reaction was “gee, you’d think a billionaire family could afford to have a decent dictionary lying around,” but then it occurred to me that given the fact this is the Trumps, they’ve probably concluded somewhere down the line that dictionaries contain too many “fake words.”

 

Payless Announces Closing of 400 Stores:  Payless ShoeSource Inc. is closing about 400 of its stores, nearly 50 of them in California, as the shoe chain reorganizes its business after filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.  Fortunately, in their place, a new, upscale chain of Pay-Through-the-Teeth stores is expected take up occupancy in the vacated buildings.

 

Administration Concedes Border Wall Won’t Cover Entire Border:  Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly told a Senate committee that he doesn’t expect construction of Donald Trump’s promised “big, beautiful wall” to actually run the full length of the U.S.-Mexico border – marking the abandonment of one of Trump’s central campaign promises.  I get it, I mean, ”who could have known building a border wall could be so complicated?”  I got an idea, why not just let him build a commemorative 30’ x 10’ wall near the Tijuana border, then place a statue of President Trump in front of it and call it a day?  Maybe you could even get South Dakota to pay for it – although the way things have been going lately, the President of South Dakota would probably refuse to pay for it too.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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