by Bob Phillips

Whenever Michael McDonald sang backup on another band’s tune, that tune became a Michael McDonald tune.

Dec 27th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

by Mom Anonymous

My 3 year old is in the shower singing, "Sweet Freedom" by Michael McDonald. It's my favorite version.

Sep 14th, 2012 via twitter

by Mom Anonymous

I would suck Michael McDonald's dick, just so I could record his moans.


I'm old.

Aug 28th, 2012 via twitter

by Corey Crow

When I die I want Michael McDonald, the Doobie Brothers singer not Stewart from MadTv, to sing at my memorial service.

I realize he is considerably older than I am, so we need to figure out how to clone him now or sadly we're going to have to freeze him.

Jul 31st, 2021 via twitter

by Corey Crow

I sometimes confuse Michael McDonald, Michael McKean and Michael McDonald up in conversations.

Jul 20th, 2021 via twitter

by Bob DiBuono

The Academy consists of 7,000 old white people. Thats not a council. Thats a Michael Mcdonald concert. #OscarsSoWhite #Oscars #movies

Jan 21st, 2016 via twitter

by MystryListener

If you say his name 3x in a row while spinning counter clockwise in the shower Michael McDonald will appear & sing your background vocals.

Dec 9th, 2014 via twitter

by Doug Keel (@KielHalen)

When did Michael McDonald start coaching for the Cowboys?

Sep 6th, 2012 via twitter

by Sonny Lee Smith

My goatee has gone from "white trash" to "James Bond villain". I'm holding out for the "Michael McDonald"

Feb 27th, 2012 via twitter

by Sonny Lee Smith

Did Sam Elliot or Michael McDonald just win an Oscar? #oscars

Feb 27th, 2012 via twitter