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Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest.jpg 940w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs:  President Trump found himself greeted by protesters sporting mocking signs that read “Welcome to Kenya” when he touched down in Hawaii on the first leg of his Asia-Pacific tour.  President Trump was there to meet with the President of Hawaii and to let their people know that they are surrounded by a very big ocean.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Rand-Paul.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rand Paul Assaulted at His Home in Bowling Green:  According to the Kentucky State Police, GOP Sen. Rand Paul has been assaulted by a neighbor while mowing his lawn in Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Wow, sounds like he’s a big “hit” with the neighbors.  And what the hell kind of Republican mows his own lawn anyway?  Why doesn’t he hire undocumented workers and then just not pay them like the President and rest of his party?  Is it any wonder why this country is going down the tubes?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Male Woolly Mammoths More Like to Die Accidentally:  In a sample of 98 woolly mammoth remains, researchers found that 70 percent were male, which suggests males were more likely to die accidentally.  Paleontologists say they’re not quite sure what conclusions can be drawn from this, but it sure explains why their insurance premiums were so high.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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