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Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test:  After reports surfaced that he referred to President Trump as an “f-ing moron,” President Donald Trump challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an “IQ test” while talking to a reporter at the White House.  I don’t know about the President being a moron, but I do think the fact that he spelled IQ correctly ought to count for something.  Just ask yourself, how many people in Nambia can do that?

 

Interior Sec Zinke Worried About Removing Confederate Statues:  In a recent Breitbart interview, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke warned that if the country begins to remove all the Confederate statues, pretty soon “Native Indians” will want the statues of anti-indigenous Union generals removed too.  I see his point.  As Interior Secretary, he’s probably concerned that if we remove all the statues, where’s that gonna leave the pigeons?

 

Ditka Claims He Knows of No Oppression in US for Last Hundred Years:  In response to NFL players kneeling during the national anthem, former Chicago Bears star and coach Mike Ditka claimed there has been no oppression he knows about in this country for the last hundred years.  Perhaps someone ought to mention to him that oppression doesn’t typically happen in neighborhoods dotted with five and ten million dollar homes.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Pot Supplies Now Outstripping Demand In Washington State

Pot SuppliesPot Supplies Now Outstripping Demand In Washington State:  ABC News is reporting that marijuana sellers in Washington are actually suffering from large unsold surpluses of pot, as supply is now vastly greater than demand inside the Evergreen State.  Which begs the question, how is it possible to have too much weed and can a government bailout of the distressed pot industry be imminent?  I feel like it’s my duty as a American to head up to Washington to help them dispose of this surplus.

 

Mike DitkaMike Ditka Wouldn’t Want His Child to Play Football:  In an interview with Bryant Gumbel, NFL Hall Of Famer Mike Ditka said that even though his whole life has been football, he wouldn’t want his child to play football.  Of course an alternative to football might be to occasionally just smack your kid over the head with a mallet.  It’s basically the same effect as football, but significantly less strain on the joints.

 

BisonWild Bison Now Living Just 100 Miles Outside Chicago:  Wild Bison have been reintroduced to a 3,200-acre reserve, just 100 miles outside Chicago, the first time wild members of the species have come east of the Mississippi River since the 1830s.  Why on earth would they send them to Chicago?  You’d think if these animals really wanted to settle near some big city, wouldn’t it be Buffalo?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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