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World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London

World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London:  President Donald Trump is stirring anger across the globe after unleashing an extremely divisive tweetstorm in the wake of London’s recent terrorist attacks, with the former British ambassador to the US declaring “Trump makes me want to puke.”  Which pretty much explains why Trump continues to enjoy a near unanimous approval rating among grateful bulimics.

 

Woman Leads 30 Parishioners in Beating Gay Church Member:  A North Carolina woman has admitted in court that she led approximately 30 parishioners from her church to attack and beat a gay member of the church in an effort to “expel his demons.”  Luckily for the woman and her parishioner comrades, this type of beating is now fully covered under Trump’s new “religious freedom” executive orders.

 

American Average Bra Size Jumps From 34B to 34DD:  According to a new survey, the average bra size in the US has jumped from a 34B to a 34DD in the past 20 years.  Wow, who says America’s best days are behind her?  One thing’s for sure, this should definitely give the U.S. a distinct advantage in the “America’s Cup” competition.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier’s Location

White House Claims Miscommunication on Aircraft Carrier’s Location:  A senior Administration official says a miscommunication with the Pentagon and the Trump Defense Department was responsible for President Trump falsely claiming on Fox News that he was sending “a very powerful naval armada” to the Korean Peninsula, when those ships were actually on their way to military exercises out in the Indian Ocean, some 3,500 miles in the opposite direction.

 

Interesting military strategy, provoking a hostile country with forces that are actually somewhere else!  Talk about a tactical genius!  I mean, so what if we lost track of an aircraft carrier and four warships for a while, or that the entire Defense Department along with the Secretary of Defense “Mad Dog” Mattis had no frigg’n clue as to where our ships were.  What’s the big deal?

 

Instead of thinking negative things like “what could possibly go wrong?” – we should be thinking positive and asking “what could possibly go right?”  Think of it this way, if we have no idea what the hell we’re doing, how is the enemy supposed to figure it out?  I mean, hell – sometimes when I am playing video games like Civilization 6, I lose my aircraft carriers too – it happens.  Besides, what does any of this have to do with Benghazi or the Susan Rice unmasking scandal?

 

And to be completely fair, Trump only recently learned that the world is round.  He probably just assumed we could quickly have those vessels circle the globe and end up right back in the Korean Peninsula in no time at all.  Also, we did have Vice President Mike Pence in South Korea at the time, staring down the North Koreans from just over the border.  That is, until the North Koreans paraded out a bunch North Korean women – forcing Pence to have to leave immediately because his wife was back in the US.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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