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Winter Olympics

Diificult to imagine that - had their been any terrrorist action - those ballet dancers would have whipped out Kalashnikovs and started spraying bullets.

Have we checked the Luge racers for suicide bomb vests? If they hit anything head-first going at that speed, they could do some serious damage.

Canadian plot to destablize Russia: Put on an Olympics that makes money, forcibg Russia to spend too much on theirs. then beat them in the Gold Medal Hockey game.

Putin's in trouble here

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Steven James

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"He may be Old and English, but he can still be funny"

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Plus-Size Barbie Sparks Huge Debate

PLUS SIZE BarbiePlus-Size Barbie Sparks Huge Debate:  After Plus-Size-Modeling.com posted an image of a Plus-Size Barbie next to the usual Barbie on its Facebook page, it sparked a huge debate over body image.  Now I’m all for whatever image anyone wants to identify with, but I have to say that this pic looks a bit more like “Walmart Barbie” than “Plus-Size Barbie.”

 

Mideast YemenAl Qaeda Very Sorry for Yemeni Hospital Attack:  Five weeks after an affiliate of the terror group sought forgiveness for cutting off the wrong guy’s head, the Yemeni branch of Al Qaeda has apologized for an assault on a Yemeni hospital during a terror attack that left 52 people dead.  As long as they’re sorry, I suppose it’s OK.  Mistakes do happen.  I mean who hasn’t mistakenly bombed a hospital or a wedding from time to time?

 

AK-47 InventorAK-47 Inventor Dies at 94:  Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47 – the world’s most popular firearm with an estimated 100 million spread across the globe – has died in Russia at age 94.  Wow, he sold 100 million AK-47’s?  He must have really made a killing on those things!

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