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Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City

Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City:  Despite a very public battle waged by locals and religious officials to keep fast food chain McDonald’s out of the Papal headquarters, a branch of the golden arches chain restaurant has opened for business – just feet away from Saint Peter’s Square.  A McDonald’s in the Vatican?  Holy cow!  If something like this can happen at the Vatican, can a McMecca location be far behind?  I’ll have the “McAdams Rib.”  And forget about changing the water into wine, because the big question is – will the Pope be able to pull off turning the McDonald’s menu into actual food?


Arizona Twins Born in Different Years:  Two Arizona twin brothers will have a unique story to tell when they get older as one brother was born in 2016 and the younger brother born just a minute into 2017.  Come on, what’s the big deal?  Hell, even I was born in different years.  There’s the year I was actually born and the year I tell everyone I was born.


Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years:  Doctors in Viet Nam have removed a pair of six-inch scissors from the abdomen of a 54-year-old man who had been walking around with them inside him for 18 years as a result of a surgical mistake.  Doctors removed the object using the latest cutting edge surgery.  The man says the only thing he notices that is different after the scissors were removed is that he doesn’t seem to win the game of rock-scissors-paper quite as often.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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