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Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City

Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City:  Despite a very public battle waged by locals and religious officials to keep fast food chain McDonald’s out of the Papal headquarters, a branch of the golden arches chain restaurant has opened for business – just feet away from Saint Peter’s Square.  A McDonald’s in the Vatican?  Holy cow!  If something like this can happen at the Vatican, can a McMecca location be far behind?  I’ll have the “McAdams Rib.”  And forget about changing the water into wine, because the big question is – will the Pope be able to pull off turning the McDonald’s menu into actual food?

 

Arizona Twins Born in Different Years:  Two Arizona twin brothers will have a unique story to tell when they get older as one brother was born in 2016 and the younger brother born just a minute into 2017.  Come on, what’s the big deal?  Hell, even I was born in different years.  There’s the year I was actually born and the year I tell everyone I was born.

 

Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years:  Doctors in Viet Nam have removed a pair of six-inch scissors from the abdomen of a 54-year-old man who had been walking around with them inside him for 18 years as a result of a surgical mistake.  Doctors removed the object using the latest cutting edge surgery.  The man says the only thing he notices that is different after the scissors were removed is that he doesn’t seem to win the game of rock-scissors-paper quite as often.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Galaxy Note 7US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7:  In an unprecedented move, both Samsung and the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission have issued an official recall for the Galaxy Note 7,’s large-screen smartphone that has been known to burst into flames and explode.  In related news, astronomers say they’ve also detected a burst of flames and an explosion – only this time in the Andromeda Galaxy, but scientists say no recall is planned for that.

 

piggy-bankScarcity of Woman Can Hurt Men’s Finances:  According to a study published by the University of Minnesota’s Carlson School of Management, when men think they outnumber women, they borrow more, save less and make more impulse purchases.  I’m not so sure about that.  Every guy I’ve ever known seems to have a hell of a lot more money when there are no women are in the picture.

 

a-railroad-workerU.S. Railroad Workers Drug Use Skyrockets:  New data are showing that the number of U.S. railroad workers testing positive for drug use has been skyrocketing over the past few years.  Officials say if the pattern continues, they may be forced to change the theme song to “I’ve been token on the railroad.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States

donald-trumpTrump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States:  Even though he has no evidence, President-elect Donald Trump is now claiming he actually won the popular vote, because there was “serious voter fraud” in Virginia, New Hampshire and California.  And really, who better to identify fraud than the man who just signed-off on a $25 million fraud charge against his Trump University?

 

ERJ-175LR  N404YX  msn367  DCA  4/10/14  Opb Republic AirlinesDrunk American Eagle Pilot Arrested Before Takeoff:  An American Eagle pilot preparing for liftoff was arrested after witnesses found the pilot to be smelling of alcohol before getting on his plane at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.  The pilot defended his actions, claiming he only takes a quick drink just to calm his nerves because he’s afraid of heights.

 

narendra-modiIndia’s Prime Minister Defends a Cashless Society:  Prime Minister Narendra Modi defended his government’s controversial move to “demonetize” India by going totally digital, saying a cashless society would help protect the poor and middle class.  What’s the big controversy?  Hell, if its anything like here in the US, the poor and middle classes have been essentially cashless for a long time now anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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