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Unemployment reaches double digits

Unemployment reaches double digits


Unemployment is now 10.2 percent. How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that Archie is pimping Betty
AND Veronica. The economy is so bad that people are using the DMV as
a portrait studio. The economy is so bad the former Miss USA, Carrie
Prejean, had to pawn her implants. The economy is so bad, Donald Trump
had to fire himself. The economy is so bad, the Three Little Pigs
can't afford to get swine flu. The economy is so bad, the GEICO
caveman ate the GEICO Gecko. The economy is so bad, Madonna adopted a
baby from Detroit.

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