Pat Roberson Dismisses Trumps Groping Comments as Just Macho Talk: Always ready to dive into the most controversial issues, televangelist Pat Roberson insisted Donald Trump’s groping comments are no big deal, dismissing them as simply the remarks of someone just trying to look macho. At first I dismissed Robertson’s opinion as simply the ramblings of a primitive ancestor of modern man – know anthropologically as Australo-patheticus, but then I checked my Bible and I released Robertson may be correct – at least according to the book of Perversions 4:69.
Trump Promises to Throw Hillary in Prison: During the second presidential debate, Republican Donal Trump promised that if he were elected, he would throw his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton into prison. But of course as president you have to have priorities, and Trump explained he’ll have to get to Hillary sometime after he safely jails former Miss Universe Alicia Machado for weight gain.
A Cure on the Horizon for Cat Allergies: After successfully identifying the specific protein found in “feline dander” which causes an allergic reaction to cats, scientists say they could have a pill or inhaler to prevent that reaction in as little as 5 years. Wow, that’s great news! After all, cat allergies are nothing to sneeze at. Until then, researchers are urging everyone not to get their dander up.
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