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Pat Roberson Dismisses Trumps Groping Comments as Just Macho Talk

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Pat Roberson Dismisses Trumps Groping Comments as Just Macho Talk:  Always ready to dive into the most controversial issues, televangelist Pat Roberson insisted Donald Trump’s groping comments are no big deal, dismissing them as simply the remarks of someone just trying to look macho.  At first I dismissed Robertson’s opinion as simply the ramblings of a primitive ancestor of modern man – know anthropologically as Australo-patheticus, but then I checked my Bible and I released Robertson may be correct – at least according to the book of Perversions 4:69.

 

donald-trumpTrump Promises to Throw Hillary in Prison:  During the second presidential debate, Republican Donal Trump promised that if he were elected, he would throw his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton into prison.  But of course as president you have to have priorities, and Trump explained he’ll have to get to Hillary sometime after he safely jails former Miss Universe Alicia Machado for weight gain.

 

cat-allergiesA Cure on the Horizon for Cat Allergies:  After successfully identifying the specific protein found in “feline dander” which causes an allergic reaction to cats, scientists say they could have a pill or inhaler to prevent that reaction in as little as 5 years.  Wow, that’s great news!  After all, cat allergies are nothing to sneeze at.  Until then, researchers are urging everyone not to get their dander up.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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First-Ever Baby Born With DNA From Three People

baby-with-three-parentsFirst-Ever Baby Born With DNA From Three People:  Hoping to prevent a child from inheriting a fatal genetic disease from its mother, scientists say a baby has been born using a new technique that combines DNA from three different people.  Geez, talk about “who’s your daddy?”  And when he gets older, I can see him telling friends “My mother?  Let me tell you about my Mother!”  Not to mention he will become the first person who can legitimately brag about being conceived during a 3-way.  Of course, a procedure like this always brings up ethical questions, such as according to the new labeling laws, will the child need to be categorized as a GMO?

 

compassion-in-ratsStudy Finds Rats Can Show Compassion:  New experiments from the University of Chicago show rats demonstrating compassion by helping other rodents, a trait previously thought to occur in only humans and higher primates.  Well, guess we can no longer accurately refer to Congress as “a bunch of rats.”

 

alicia-and-donaldDonald Trump Repeats His Attack on Alicia Machado’s Weight:  Donald Trump surprised many during the recent presidential debate with Hillary Clinton by repeating his criticism of Alicia Machado’s weight gain after she won his 1996 Miss Universe contest.  And while his words may sound offensive to some, it’s important to remember that Donald Trump is a really buffed gym rat who’s whole life has been centered around health, nutrition and physical fitness.  After the debate, Trump defended his attack on Alicia Machado by pointing out that “feminist chicks really dig me.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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