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Old Mississippi State Lunatic Asylum Yields 7,000 Coffins

Old Mississippi State Lunatic Asylum Yields 7,000 Coffins:  As many as 7,000 coffins have been found in a 10-acre patch of undeveloped land that once was known as the Mississippi State Lunatic Asylum.  Call me crazy, but this place looks like it used the same architect as Mar-a-Lago.

 

Scientists Think They’ve Found Cause for Gray And Balding Hair:  Researchers at The University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center think they’ve figured out why people bald and go gray.  Now I’m no scientist, but I’m guessing it’s has something to do with the fact that they’re old.

 

New Evidence Raises Questions About How Humans Evolved:  The stunning new discovery and dating of fossils of a new species called Homo naledi, which have a curious mix of primitive traits, such as a tiny brain, but modern features including long legs, have caused anthropologists to rethink their concept about how humans have evolved.  Hell, forget about Homo naledi, last November’s election alone ought to be enough to make you question how humans have evolved.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi

Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi:  Police say they are investigating to see if there’s a link between a young man’s severed head found on a doorstep and a headless body found in another location of Jackson, Mississippi.

 

Good grief, they found a headless body in Jackson?  Now I could understand if it was Sleepy Hollow.  Police say at this point, Kathy Griffin is not a suspect, but they don’t wanna stick their necks out and say for sure.  After all, Griffin is a very funny comedian, who has been known to make people laugh their heads off.

 

Meanwhile, the Jackson police don’t seem to be able to make heads or tails of the case, even though there is a huge body of evidence.  Now I’m no detective, but if you ask me, I think its pretty obvious that whomever put the severed head on the doorstep is also the person who committed the crime.  Case solved!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Doctors Remove Man’s 140-Pound Abdominal Tumor

Doctors Remove Man’s 140-Pound Abdominal Tumor:  A 57-year-old Mississippi man had surgery to remove a 140-pound abdominal tumor that doctors believe began as an ingrown hair 12 years ago.  Well, you know what they say, “hair today, gone tumor-ow!”

 

Data Finds Single Migration From Africa Populated the World:  New data indicate that all non-Africans today can trace their ancestry to a single population that left Africa between 50,000 and 80,000 years ago.  Really?  I asked my grandma and she says she never heard anything about it.

 

Lower Mortality Rates with Foreign-Trained Doctors:  A recent study suggests that U.S. patients may have lower mortality rates if their doctors were trained at foreign medical schools rather than at American universities.  My doctor isn’t foreign, but just to be on the safe side, I do plan to ask him to use a fake French accent my next visit.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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