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Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire

Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire:  House Speaker Paul Ryan has begun vigorously enforcing rules which prohibit women from attempting to enter the Speaker’s Lobby while wearing shoulder-baring sleeveless shirts and dresses.  While I’m certainly no expert on congressional matters, I’m assuming a rule like this would be enforced by the sergeant-at-arms.  That said, kind of makes you wonder, isn’t there anything more important Speaker Ryan could be doing with his time – you know, like slashing funding for school lunches or cutting healthcare services to veterans and the elderly?

 

Trump’s Poland Speech Sounded Like Someone Reading a Wikipedia Page:  Some are calling out President Donald Trump’s recent speech in Poland, which many felt sounded as if he was simply reading the country’s Wikipedia page to Poland’s own people.  Well, on a positive note, at least he didn’t open with a Polish joke – you know – something like “all you Poles should be grateful you’re no longer part of Russia.  Those Russian winters can be really harsh.”

 

Western Montana Hit With 5.8 Earthquake:  A 5.8 magnitude earthquake has struck western Montana about 33 miles northwest of Helena.  While geologists say earthquakes are not unusual for the area, Fox and Friends is reporting that it wasn’t actually an earthquake, but shock waves from President Trump’s bodyslam of the CNN meme finally reaching Montana.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 775w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows:  New statistics are showing that murders in New York City are at a record low – and are now roughly the same as Wyoming, Montana and South Dakota.  When questioned about the decline, researchers say with the deep social cuts and transfer of wealth under the newly passed GOP Tax Plan, many disillusioned murders are feeling “what’s the point?  The economy’s gonna take care of everything anyway.”

 

Be Careful What You Ask For:  You can file this one under the old cliché “be careful what you ask for!”  I walked in my local Starbucks and ordered myself an “extra hot” cafe latte, looked over and saw the barista dumping about a half a bottle of Tabasco sauce in it.

 

Many Questioning the Value of Searching for UFO’s:  With the recent revelations that the US Department of Defense ran a program to investigate unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings, some are wondering if the costs of searching for signs of intelligent life in outer space are really worth it.  And while I don’t have the actual figures, its my guess the costs are purely “astronomical” – so to speak.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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