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"The War On Gluten" by Dave and Brian

"The War On Gluten" by Dave and Brian
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Gluten and his minions terrorize a small town until a band of Gluten Free Rebels fight back.

Song by Dave and Brian (www.DaveandBrian.com)
Song Production- Brian Smith
Video Production- Jason Hyatt ([email protected])
Starring
Glutenous Bread- Sean Maliga
Yoga Instructor/Rebel Leader- Greg Minix
Baker Minions- Tim Kempton & Josh Keating
Special thanks to Cazenovia High School Communications Club

Lyrics

It’s coming for your children, it’s coming after you
And if it gets into your system, there’s nothing you can do

You better read the labels, on everything you eat
There’s a dietary sniper, it’s hiding in the wheat

It used to be a rare disease
then it became more prominent

When everyone in Oregon
was suddenly intolerant

Then the epidemic spread…now everyones a Celiac

(chorus)
Stop what you’re doing now
And clean all your cupboards out
Please don’t stop until all your food is Gluten Free
And tell all the bakeries that there will be anarchy
We won’t shop until everything is gluten free

Join the revolution, the battle has begun
We're heading to the front line, we can't afford to run

We’ve gotta keep the flour, away from all the yeast.
Cuz if they join together, there will arise a beast

So let's defeat the enemy, before it poisons all of us
Against the grain, we do proclaim that we will not eat pizza crust

This is our battle cry! Gluten will not Conquer us!

Stop what you're doing now and clean all your cupboards out
Please don't stop until all your food is Gluten Free!
And tell all the bakeries that there will be anarchy
We won't shop until everything's Gluten Free!

I’m not afraid of Kim Jong-un,
I’m not afraid of Vladimir Putin
The only thing in the universe that scares me is Gluten

So call up the national guard,
Call up the army rangers
This fight is gonna be hard
But we can’t leave our bowels in danger.

Stop what you're doing now and clean all your cupboards out
Please don't stop until all your food is Gluten Free!
And tell all the bakeries that there will be anarchy
We won't shop until everything's Gluten Free!

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Starring: Sean O'Bryan, David Lowe, Allyn Morse, Tim Fox, Delon de Metz, Paul Draper, Stephanie Wang, Julian Brand, and Tip Scarry as Henry David Thoreau
Written by: Tim Fox, Allyn Morse & Ian McNabb
Directed and Produced by: Ian McNabb

Director of Photography: Evan Okada
Production Design by: Rebecca Contreras
Music & Sound Design by: Brendan Lynch-Salamon
Edited by: Ian McNabb

Gaffer: Evan Cox
Key Grip: Anthony Yamamoto
Production Sound: Edmond Smith & Jake Miller
Hair & Make-up: Rebecca Contreras
Sound Editor & Mixer: Jake Miller
Colorist: Evan Okada
Visual Effects: J.A. Lerman
Graphics: David Lowe

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Allyn Morse
Brendan Lynch-Salamon
David Lowe
Evan Okada
Ian McNabb
J.A. Lerman
Rebecca Contreras
Tim Fox

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