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Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – have been in a state of total excitation of late, thanks to a new picture posted recently on YouTube.  The picture appears to show an image of the individual who took the snapshot reflecting off an Apollo 17 astronaut’s visor – and now Moon truthers are claiming that this individual doesn’t even appear to have a spacesuit on and is probably a Hollywood stagehand and not another astronaut.

 

Well, I gotta say – it all sounds plausible to me.  I mean, when you think about it – all you’d really need to pull something like this off would be thousands and thousands of paid extras who would be willing to keep all this a secret for decades and decades, not to mention all the countries who would have been monitoring a US Moon landing such as the USSR, the People’s Republic of China and North Korea.  I’m sure they would all have been more than happy to go along with a scam like this as they would naturally wish to do anything they in their power to further enhance the prestige of the United States.  On the other hand, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that not many of these conspiracy theorists are rocket scientists.

 

That said, this YouTube pic is rather grainy.  I mean, for all I know, that image reflecting off the astronaut’s visor could be Harvey Weinstein getting ready to grope one of the actresses on the Moon soundstage, but he became distracted after he came upon a copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  But hell, if you’re gonna go the conspiracy route, why stop at the moon landing?  I’ll bet Columbus’ voyage to America was staged too.   Meanwhile, not to be upstaged by a bunch of conspiracy theorist wannabes, ultra-conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now claiming that he once had documented evidence that the moon landing was all staged, but unfortunately, all of that evidence has mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

Now, I’m sure by now many of you are wondering – if this Moon landing was staged by Hollywood, how on “Earth” did they pull it off?  Well, I have my own theory.  First, NASA hires a prominent Hollywood director to film a fake Moon landing, but it soon becomes obvious to the producers that the cost of building such an elaborate set would be far too expensive for their budget.  So, in order to save money, the director gets a brilliant idea, why not film the entire fake Moon landing – right on location?  Mystery solved!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

White House Admits Trump Weighed In on Son’s Misleading Statement

White House Admits Trump Weighed In on Son’s Misleading Statement:  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted that President Trump “weighed in” on the misleading statement issued by his son, but denied that the President dictated his son’s statement.  Hell, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that if you want Trump to own up to writing the statement, all you have to do is tell him it was “brilliantly written.”

 

NASA Hiring Planetary Protection Officer to Defend Earth from Aliens:  NASA is seeking to hire a full-time “planetary protection officer,” a job which pays $187,000 and will involve ensuring that humans in space do not contaminate planets and moons, as well as ensuring alien matter does not infect the Earth.  My question is, how would you measure job performance on a gig like that?  Anyway, I understand Randy Quaid is looking for a job.  Just hand him a lightsaber and set him loose.

 

Kanye West Sues Lloyd’s Over Canceled Tour Insurance:  Rapper Kanye West has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Lloyd’s of London, alleging that Lloyd’s is withholding paying out claims from the rapper’s canceled Saint Pablo tour which was abruptly ended after West began delivering bizarre rants about Jay-Z, Beyoncé and then-president-elect Donald Trump before finally checking into a UCLA psychiatric facility.  The way I look at it, Lloyd’s actually insured Kanye West?  Now you tell me who’s crazy.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions:  Amid reports that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had talks with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S. without disclosing it during his confirmation hearing, President Donald Trump said he wants to make it perfectly clear that he has “total confidence” in the Attorney General.  To further reinforce the point, an Administration spokesperson added that “not only does our President have the upmost confidence in Sessions, so does Russian President Vladimir Putin.”

 

NASA Considers Magnetic Shield to Help Mars Grow an Atmosphere:  NASA Planetary Science Division Director Jim Green says the agency is considering launching a magnetic shield towards Mars which could help warm the red planet and possibly allow it to become more habitable.  NASA says they believe the least costly way to accomplish this would most likely be to launch tens of thousands of refrigerators with magnets already attached to the doors in a massive rocket which would then robotically unload and set them upright on the surface of the red planet.  An added benefit would be notes could be attached under the magnets on the refrigerator doors which could provide future colonizers with useful and fun facts about the red planet once the planet became habitable again.

 

Caterpillar Headquarters Raided by the Feds:  Caterpillar has confirmed that Federal agents arrived at their global headquarters and began seizing documents and electronic records concerning its relationships with U.S. and non-U.S. subsidiaries.  Federal agents report no one at Caterpillar would talk to them during the raid prompting agents to ask “what’s the matter, Cat’s got your tongue?”  Anyway, its kind of sad to see this happen to such an iconic company so Deere to all of our hearts.

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Famous Anti-Choking Doctor Henry Heimlich Dead at 96

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Famous Anti-Choking Doctor Henry Heimlich Dead at 96:  Dr. Henry J. Heimlich, the surgeon who developed and crusaded for the anti-choking technique that has been credited with saving an estimated 100,000 lives, has died in Cincinnati at age 96.  As might be expected, many of those 100,000 people he saved say the news of his death has them really choked-up.  Now, the question is – how many of them would be willing to cough-up a few bucks to help pay for the funeral.

 

Astronomers Discover Planet Made Largely of Diamond:  Scientists have discovered an alien planet named “55 Cancri E,” who’s mass is thought to be at least one third pure diamond.  In related news, the Kardashians announced they’ve decided to become astronauts.

 

Our Sun’s Twin Star May Have Eaten Two Planets:  Scientists say HIP68468, a twin star to our sun and about 300 light-years away, appears to have swallowed one or more of its planets.  Good grief, our sun’s twin ate two planets?  All I can say is, let’s hope our sun doesn’t decide to invite the twin over for Christmas dinner.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bodyguard Says Russian Offered to Send Trump Five Women

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Keith-Schiller.jpg 502w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bodyguard Says Russian Offered to Send Trump Five Women:  President Trump’s former bodyguard Keith Schiller told Congressional investigators that a Russian involved in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant, offered to send five girls to Trump’s hotel room.  Somebody probably told Schiller that if you allow those women to come up to Trump’s room, it’ll mean urine trouble.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Antarctica-Superv... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Antarctica-Superv... 896w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NASA Suspects Supervolcano Under Antarctica Waiting to Erupt:  NASA says a mantle plume producing almost as much heat as Yellowstone supervolcano appears to be melting part of West Antarctica from beneath.  As a precautionary measure, scientists urge all penguins who have the resources, to consider moving to East Antarctica.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Patagotitan-768x6... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Patagotitan.jpg 941w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Patagotitan is the New Heavyweight Champion of Dinosaurs:  Scientists say a plant-eating behemoth that lived 100 million years ago named Patagotitan has been crowned the new heavyweight champion of dinosaurs – weighing in at a whopping 76 tons, 122 feet long and 20 feet high.  What difference does it make?  My building has a “no pets policy” anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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