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Hawaii’s Highest Peaks Get Two Feet of Snow

hawaiiHawaii’s Highest Peaks Get Two Feet of Snow:  The two highest peaks on Hawaii’s Big Island have been hit with a cold, wet storm that’s dumped 2 feet of snow, with an additional foot expected this weekend.  Wow, makes me feel very fortunate to be able to pass the time relaxing in the warm, gentle breeze blowing through the scenic, rustling palms on the beautiful shores of Lake Erie here in Cleveland.

 

fascismMerriam-Webster Says Most Looked Up Word for 2016 is Fascism:  Merriam-Webster reports its looking as if their 2016 “Word of the Year” – the word with the most lookups each year – is going to be “fascism” – which denotes an authoritarian, suppressive, nationalistic, centralized government led by an autocrat.  Thank goodness we’ve elected Donald Trump who’d never let anything like that happen.

 

lawsuitReligious Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals:  A 66-year-old woman who describes herself as an “ambassador of “God and his son Jesus Christ,” has filed a lawsuit in Nebraska against every gay person on Earth, asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin.  Wow, sounds like they’re gonna need a pretty big courtroom.  Good grief, this women even has Jesus saying “oh for Christ’s sake!”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Regular Pot Smokers Are Skinner

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Study Finds Regular Pot Smokers Are Skinner:  According to a new study by researchers at the University of Nebraska, regular marijuana users are skinnier than those who have never tried the drug or don’t use it regularly.  That said, researchers are quick to point out that for anyone who’s truly interested in losing some serious weight, there’s still nothing quite like crystal meth.

 

John McCainMcCain Says Obama Directly Responsible for Orlando:  John McCain found himself having to walk back comments he made which claimed President Obama is directly responsible for the recent Orlando massacre.  In response, President Obama accused John McCain of being directly responsible for unleashing Sarah Palin and her dysfunctional family on an unsuspecting Americans.

 

Dress CodesDress Codes Becoming More Relaxed:  The Los Angeles Times is reporting that as more millennials enter the work force, dress codes are becoming more relaxed.  Researchers point out this has been especially true in professional wrestling and the porn industry.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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