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Out In The Cosmos - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Out In The Cosmos - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
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One day minds will meet across the universe.

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#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Way out in the cosmos some other being is looking back at me.
Wondering if I'm out there somewhere.
Wondering if we could be a we.
And one day we might meet and sit and have a drink and chat a bit.
And say well, it turns out you're kind of a dick.
So I'll just go on home now.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

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