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Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid:  Vice President Mike Pence is calling a New York Times report that says he’s quietly laying the groundwork for a possible presidential run in 2020 “laughable and absurd.”  Guess that may explain why Trump’s been feeling a bit “pensive” lately.  But come on, this story is just plain nonsense.  Everyone knows Pence will be President by 2018.  Fun Fact – Pence will become our first President since the 19th century who actually believes that it’s the storks who deliver babies.

 

Large-Toothed Fish Found in Nevada Chomped Prey Like Sharks:  A fossil found in northeastern Nevada shows a newly discovered fish species that scientists believe both looked and ate like a shark.  In other words, its table manners left plenty to be desired.

 

Trump Spokesperson Wants No Non-English Speakers:  Former Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson lashed out at CNN correspondent Jim Acosta who questioned White House policy that aims to prohibit non-English speaking legal immigrants, saying that she finds it “unfortunate that Jim Acosta would want non-English speakers to come to this country.”  Well then, perhaps Republicans should focus on teaching Trump how to speak English – even though he has all the best words – they certainly aren’t English (bigly, covfefe, braggadocio, yuge).

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh

Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh:  The highly intelligent Kea parrot has a specific call, that – like human laughter – puts other parrots that hear it in a good mood, making it the first known non-mammal to show contagious emotion.  In fact, the parrots have been found to be so good at getting laughs, several have already been booked in prominent Las Vegas nightclubs for the summer.

 

FBI Investigating Ties Between Trump Campaign and Russia:  FBI Director James Comey acknowledged before the House Intelligence Committee that his agency was investigating potential ties between President Trump’s campaign and Russian efforts to influence the election.  Gee, Director Comey’s testimony is gonna make it rather difficult for the Trump people to dismiss this as simply “fake news.”  The only thing I can think of is perhaps if they start chanting “Benghazi” again at the top of their lungs – that might help.

 

Study Finds Coffee Houses and ATMs Ideal Locations for Defibrillators:  Researchers say having defibrillators available at coffee shops and ATMs could play a major role in helping reduce deaths caused by out-of-hospital cardiac arrest.  No kidding!  You pay $6 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks – then go to the ATM and discover you’re now totally broke.  Sounds like time for a major heart attack to me.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles:  Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.”  Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.

 

Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs:  The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs.  Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.

 

Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada:  A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them.  You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95

Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95:  Lou Harris, the influential pollster and political consultant who was among the first to provide polling services directly to candidates and officeholders, died in Key West three weeks ago at the age of 95.  Ironically, a recent Gallup poll found that only 31% of the Americans were even aware that Lou Harris was still alive.  In related news, a memorial concert is being planned for February with promotors hoping to get Emmylou Harris to headline the show.

 

Miley Cyrus Says She’s Quit Acting:  U.S. pop star Miley Cyrus says she has no plans to act again and instead wants to concentrate solely on her music.  Wow!  Its almost like she’s taking a wrecking ball to her acting career.

 

Las Vegas Casino Seeks to Evict Raunchy Nightclub:  The Palazzo hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip has evicted the “Act Nightclub” from its premises, claiming its shows violated obscenity laws with nearly naked performers tossing condoms into the crowd and simulated sex acts of bestiality on stage.  Its sad when you consider how Las Vegas always used to be such a family destination.  You know, like the Genovese Family, the Colombo Family and the Gambino Family.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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