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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/60-Minutes-Interv... 646w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough – what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory – it’s the “big bang” theory.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/99-Cents-Only-Sto... 702w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid:  Vice President Mike Pence is calling a New York Times report that says he’s quietly laying the groundwork for a possible presidential run in 2020 “laughable and absurd.”  Guess that may explain why Trump’s been feeling a bit “pensive” lately.  But come on, this story is just plain nonsense.  Everyone knows Pence will be President by 2018.  Fun Fact – Pence will become our first President since the 19th century who actually believes that it’s the storks who deliver babies.

 

Large-Toothed Fish Found in Nevada Chomped Prey Like Sharks:  A fossil found in northeastern Nevada shows a newly discovered fish species that scientists believe both looked and ate like a shark.  In other words, its table manners left plenty to be desired.

 

Trump Spokesperson Wants No Non-English Speakers:  Former Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson lashed out at CNN correspondent Jim Acosta who questioned White House policy that aims to prohibit non-English speaking legal immigrants, saying that she finds it “unfortunate that Jim Acosta would want non-English speakers to come to this country.”  Well then, perhaps Republicans should focus on teaching Trump how to speak English – even though he has all the best words – they certainly aren’t English (bigly, covfefe, braggadocio, yuge).

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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