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Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh

Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh:  The highly intelligent Kea parrot has a specific call, that – like human laughter – puts other parrots that hear it in a good mood, making it the first known non-mammal to show contagious emotion.  In fact, the parrots have been found to be so good at getting laughs, several have already been booked in prominent Las Vegas nightclubs for the summer.

 

FBI Investigating Ties Between Trump Campaign and Russia:  FBI Director James Comey acknowledged before the House Intelligence Committee that his agency was investigating potential ties between President Trump’s campaign and Russian efforts to influence the election.  Gee, Director Comey’s testimony is gonna make it rather difficult for the Trump people to dismiss this as simply “fake news.”  The only thing I can think of is perhaps if they start chanting “Benghazi” again at the top of their lungs – that might help.

 

Study Finds Coffee Houses and ATMs Ideal Locations for Defibrillators:  Researchers say having defibrillators available at coffee shops and ATMs could play a major role in helping reduce deaths caused by out-of-hospital cardiac arrest.  No kidding!  You pay $6 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks – then go to the ATM and discover you’re now totally broke.  Sounds like time for a major heart attack to me.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95

Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95:  Lou Harris, the influential pollster and political consultant who was among the first to provide polling services directly to candidates and officeholders, died in Key West three weeks ago at the age of 95.  Ironically, a recent Gallup poll found that only 31% of the Americans were even aware that Lou Harris was still alive.  In related news, a memorial concert is being planned for February with promotors hoping to get Emmylou Harris to headline the show.

 

Miley Cyrus Says She’s Quit Acting:  U.S. pop star Miley Cyrus says she has no plans to act again and instead wants to concentrate solely on her music.  Wow!  Its almost like she’s taking a wrecking ball to her acting career.

 

Las Vegas Casino Seeks to Evict Raunchy Nightclub:  The Palazzo hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip has evicted the “Act Nightclub” from its premises, claiming its shows violated obscenity laws with nearly naked performers tossing condoms into the crowd and simulated sex acts of bestiality on stage.  Its sad when you consider how Las Vegas always used to be such a family destination.  You know, like the Genovese Family, the Colombo Family and the Gambino Family.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Settles Trump University Fraud Case for $25 Million

trump-universityTrump Settles Trump University Fraud Case for $25 Million:  President-elect Donald Trump has agreed to a $25 million settlement to end the fraud cases pending against his defunct real estate program Trump University.  And now that he’s settled the fraud charges against him, its time to get busy cleaning up all the corruption in Washington.

 

mountain-lionMountain Lions Moving From Nevada to California:  After a seven-year study, researchers say they were rather surprised to discover that a significant amount of mountain lions appear to be migrating from Nevada and taking up residence in California.  Wildlife biologists say they’re still unsure as to the reason why, but there’s certainly no tax advantage for the move.

 

tiny-liversScientists Grow Tiny Livers From Stem Cells:  Scientists in Japan report that they have been successfully growing itty-bitty functioning livers from stem cells in a petri dish.  I can’t help but feeling this may just be the perfect Christmas gift for anyone who feels that their liver is way too big.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Once Again Claims Illegals Cost Him Popular Vote

Trump Once Again Claims Illegals Cost Him Popular Vote:  President Trump used his first official meeting with congressional leaders to once again falsely claim to lawmakers that he would have won a majority vote if 3- 5 million illegal immigrants had not voted against him.  You bet, and Trump also had the largest inauguration turnout in history – that is, if you include all the Russians.

 

Sierra Nevada Brewery Issues Recall of Select Bottled Beers:  One of the nation’s largest craft brewers – Sierra Nevada Brewing Co – announced a recall for certain 12-ounce bottles of its pale ales, IPA’s and other beers after the discovery of a packaging flaw that could cause glass to chip and fall back into the bottle.  While some Sierra Nevada fans seemed concerned, most called the recall nothing but a bunch of “Brew-Ha-Ha.”

 

Trump Team Brought Cheering Crowd to CIA Speech:  U.S. officials confirmed to CBS News that Donald Trump’s team brought 40-or-so supporters to his speech at the CIA headquarters to sit and cheer in the first few rows.  Geez, instead of giving Trump security briefings, perhaps the CIA ought to consider giving him “insecurity briefings.”  I mean at this rate, how long before the guy starts strapping a cucumber to his inner thigh before public appearances?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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