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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats – that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.”  But gee, there’s just so much love in the world.  Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl?  I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

 

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

 

Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus:  In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus.  No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus – to Kim Kardashian.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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