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Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions

Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions:  After it secured a $15 million investment from wealthy Republican donor Robert Mercer, the political consulting firm Cambridge Analytica obtained personal data from more than 50 million Facebook users without their permission and turned it all over to the Trump election campaign.  And that, my friends, is precisely why I always make it a point to never to post anything on social media that I wouldn’t scribble all over the walls in a public restroom.

 

Trump Proposes Death Penalty for Drug Dealers:  President Trump told an audience in New Hampshire that he will quickly solve the opioid crises by imposing the death penalty for those drug dealers, arguing that the federal government is “wasting our time” if it isn’t willing to put traffickers to death.  Which is rather interesting when you consider many people are in fact getting these opioids from their doctors.  On a positive note, if you’ve ever thought about going to med school, now might be a good time to apply.  Looks like there’s gonna be some vacancies on the horizon.

 

Pedestrian Killed By Driverless Car:  Sadly, a self-driving car, operated by Uber Technologies Inc. – struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona in the first known fatality involving an autonomous vehicle, an accident that could damage the public perception of this young industry.  Well, let’s hope Uber doesn’t plan on testing their driverless cars in Sleepy Hollow.  I think they’ve got enough on their plates already – what with the headless horseman and all.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States

donald-trumpTrump Claims Serious Voter Fraud in Three States:  Even though he has no evidence, President-elect Donald Trump is now claiming he actually won the popular vote, because there was “serious voter fraud” in Virginia, New Hampshire and California.  And really, who better to identify fraud than the man who just signed-off on a $25 million fraud charge against his Trump University?

 

ERJ-175LR  N404YX  msn367  DCA  4/10/14  Opb Republic AirlinesDrunk American Eagle Pilot Arrested Before Takeoff:  An American Eagle pilot preparing for liftoff was arrested after witnesses found the pilot to be smelling of alcohol before getting on his plane at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.  The pilot defended his actions, claiming he only takes a quick drink just to calm his nerves because he’s afraid of heights.

 

narendra-modiIndia’s Prime Minister Defends a Cashless Society:  Prime Minister Narendra Modi defended his government’s controversial move to “demonetize” India by going totally digital, saying a cashless society would help protect the poor and middle class.  What’s the big controversy?  Hell, if its anything like here in the US, the poor and middle classes have been essentially cashless for a long time now anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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