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Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy:  Melania Trump has become the center of a wild body double conspiracy theory after people began saying the woman who appeared on the White House lawn alongside the President in a trench coat and sunglasses didn’t look quite the same as Melania.  If you ask me, the answer’s quite simple – Melania is a robot and the factory provided several copies for Trump’s use.  Of course, another other explanation for why people think she may look a bit different is that the sun may possibly be melting her plastic face.  Personally, I think whoever that is who is standing next to President Trump certainly looks every bit as pissed off as real Melania usually does.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 835w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />First Dinosaur With Arthritis Found in Southern New Jersey:  Scientists say they’ve discovered remains of a dinosaur in southern New Jersey who lived 70 million years ago who also suffered from a very crippling form of arthritis of the elbow.  Good grief, dinosaurs with arthritic elbows in New Jersey?  Must be from yanking that lever down on the slots in Atlantic City.  Rumor has it those dinosaurs had terrible gambling habits.  One thing’s for sure, even if you’re not a dinosaur – arthritis will definitely make you feel like an old fossil.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-51... 512w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Sets World Record for 60 Meters at Age 95:  A 95-year-old woman has set a world record for her age group, running 60 meters in 29.86 seconds.  Good for her, but come on!  Once you hit 95, isn’t just about anything you do – be it bending over to breathing in and out most likely gonna set some kind of record?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-Eating-Fri... 612w" sizes="(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px" />Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs:  Because the White House kitchen staff often couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller was frequently dispatched to head down to the New York Avenue McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.  So, he has the best chefs in the navy at his disposal – ready to prepare anything he wants 24/7 – and he still prefers McDonald’s?  This poses the question, which comes first – the heart attack or the impeachment?  Luckily for Trump, he’s still gonna have great health insurance – even after the Republicans take it away from the rest of us.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery.jpg 1183w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Oldest Known Pottery Found in China:  Archaeologists say pottery fragments found in a south China cave have been confirmed to be 20,000 years old, making them the oldest known pottery in the world.  Scientists caution that while the pottery is historically significant, it shouldn’t be considered microwave safe.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Tampon-Bombers.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons:  A Pennsylvania couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief for attempting to blow up a Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them.  Police warn that had the couple been successful, the situation could have quickly turned into a blood-bath.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Laura-Ingraham.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble:  Fox News host Laura Ingraham is being accused of racism after she replied to NBA star LeBron James’ statement that “Donald Trump doesn’t “give a f**k about the people” by saying athletes like him should stay out of politics and just “shut up and dribble.”  Now let’s see here, we have a loud-mouthed reality star, a bully, a pathological liar, a serial philanderer and misogynist and – possibly even a traitor currently sitting in the White House.  Given that, I think I’d rather listen to LeBron James’ thoughts and concerns about the world situation anytime before I would Donald Trump’s.  Gee, wonder if Laura Ingraham’s ever suggested that Donald Trump “shut up?”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus.jpg 980w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Employees Repeatedly Walking Into Glass Walls on New Campus:  While Apple’s new spaceship campus if a sight to behold, Bloomberg is reporting that distracted employees are repeatedly banging into Apple’s glass-walled workspaces.  The situation has reportedly become so bad, that many female employees are now begging Apple to please return back to the old “glass ceiling” days, just to protect themselves from further concussions.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Nikolas-Cruz.jpg 524w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NRA Claiming Florida School Shooter Was Mentally Ill:  As they tend to do every time there is a mass killing, the NRA and gun advocates are once again claiming the shooter (Nikolas Cruz) was mentally ill and what we need are more mental health services, not gun regulations.  Now I rarely find myself in agreement with the NRA, but now that pics and videos are surfacing showing Nikolas Cruz wearing a “Make America Great” cap, I’m inclined to agree with them that he must be mentally ill.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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