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Sicilian Mobster Wins Literary Prize

Mobster Wins Literary PrizeSicilian Mobster Wins Literary Prize:  A jailed Sicilian mobster named Giu­seppe Gras­son­el­li, serving a life sentence for at least a dozen murders, has sparked controversy after he was awarded that country’s top literary price for his autobiography.  His winning the prize is being described in literary circles as a long-shot – right between the eyes.  Even if it sells very well, Giu­seppe says he doesn’t expect to make a killing on the book.

 

FDAFDA Says Little Evidence to Support Use of Testosterone Drugs:  The Food and Drug Administration says there is little evidence that testosterone-boosting drugs taken by millions of American men are beneficial.  Ironically, a related study found that there is little evidence that anything the FDA does is beneficial.

 

MormonMormons Found to Be Still Baptizing Dead Jews:  The Church of Latter-day Saints has once-again had to apologize for posthumously baptizing dead Jews, despite more than two decades of negotiations and agreements to prevent such baptisms.  About the only thing I can conclude from this is that it appears as if some Mormons may have way too much time on their hands.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs

NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs:  The New York Giants say they tested the air pressure in two footballs they captured during their recent game against the Pittsburgh Steelers and reported them to league officials as being below the permissible range of 12.5 PSI.  Geez, if this deflated air situation gets any worse up, the NFL is gonna need to replace all the referees with physicists.  Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him?  Meanwhile, Giants’ fans are demanding it’s time to clear the air – wondering if the NFL really has the “balls” to go after the Steelers.  Personally, I don’t think the NFL is trying to protect the Steelers, I just think its too much of a hassle to try and spell a name like Roethlisberger on an indictment.

 

Retired Doctor Unearths Lost Da Vinci Drawing Worth $16 Million:  A French auction house announced the discovery of what is believed to be a long-lost drawing of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance master Leonardo da Vinci, which was discovered by a retired doctor and is valued at nearly $16 million.  Sources say the doctor was philosophical about finding the sketch, chalking it all up to the “luck of the draw.”

 

Trump Names Exxon CEO Tillerson as Secretary of State:  President-elect Donald J. Trump has decided upon Exxon Mobile chief executive Rex Tillerson to be the next secretary of state, dismissing bipartisan concerns that the globe-trotting CEO has forged too-cozy a relationship with Vladimir V. Putin.  In fact, when asked if he enjoys a really close relationship with the Russians, Tillerson responded “you’re darned Putin I do.”  My question for him would be, because his name is “Rex Tillerson,” should we call him T-Rex for short?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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