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Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 710w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper:  A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.  

 

Wow, seems Trump is the gift that just keeps giving.  No wonder this guy loves building hotels!  Good grief, has anyone even talked to the gardener yet?  All I can say is, if this keeps up – poor Michael Cohen is gonna run outta money.  Its getting to the point where it might be easier just to list the women with whom Trump hasn’t had sex and bought off.

 

Remember when Hillary wrote about “It Takes a Village?”  Well, its beginning to look as if Trump may have fathered most of that village.  Guess we made a mistake when we asked Chief Justice Roberts to swear-in President Trump.  In retrospect, I think perhaps Jerry Springer would have been a more appropriate choice.  

 

And while some are claiming Trump and the other Evangelical Republicans are hypocrites for preaching about “family values” when Trump is out having sex with everyone from porn stars to housemaids – in all fairness, Mr Trump does seem to keep family in mind in that most of the women he’s been having sex with, do appear to look an awful lot like his daughter Ivanka. 

 

Anyway, even with all the bankruptcies, I do have to admit that Trump is a much better urban developer than I gave him credit for.  After all, not many people can give a posh neighborhood like Midtown Manhattan the same vibe as the trashiest trailer park.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Cocaine-Condoms.jpg 532w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized:  A package that was simply addressed to “The Vatican Post Office” containing 12 ounces of cocaine stuffed in 14 condoms has been intercepted by German authorities.  A Vatican spokesperson expressed outrage –  not at the cocaine, but at the condoms. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Solar Installations in the US Growing Rapidly:  As more businesses and households embrace the technology. the cost of solar has been going down dramatically, which means solar installations will likely continue growing at an ever-increasing pace.  In fact, industry analysts say the outlook for solar remains quite “sunny.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/New-Cars.jpeg 606w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Car Sales Are Half of US Economic Growth:  According to a Bloomberg analysis, car sales make up fully half of the US economic growth for this year.  The other half is believed to have come directly from money the Kardashians blow on Beverly Hills shopping sprees.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Asteroid.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered:  An asteroid estimated to be at least 150 feet in diameter made an alarmingly close pass to Earth, just hours after it was first observed by astronomers.  After the news broke, people across the globe immediately demanded to know why Morgan Freeman didn’t bother to make some sort of announcement.  Meanwhile, Trump advisors say should it come too close, they’ll send up a rocket full of Preparation H and shrink it down to 75 feet.

 

Study Shows Poverty Rate in Hawaii is Growing:  US Census figures show that the number of people living in poverty in Hawaii has grown to 12.5%.  Researchers say things in the state have gotten so bad, many residents have no idea where their next tan is coming from.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Elevator-768x571.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Elevator.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NY Man Sets Woman On Fire in Elevator:  Police say a man has confessed to killing a woman by dowsing her with a flammable liquid and then setting her on fire in a Brooklyn elevator.  As his defense, the man claimed that the elevator was extremely cold and she was the only thing around that looked like it would burn.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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