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White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets

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Russians Grow Synthetic Voiceboxes for Human Patients:  Doctors in Russia say they have just transplanted the first synthetic voiceboxes into two human patients.  Yea, and if the surgery doesn’t work, good luck trying say anything to complain about it.

 

Two South Carolina Men Forced Alligator to Drink Beer:  Authorities say two South Carolina men face harassment charges after pictures surfaced on social media showing them pouring beer down the throat of an alligator.  Local Humane Society officials report that the gator is doing fine and is now in a 12-step program designed especially for crocodilians and, with the help of the program, will take his 90-day sobriety chip in about a week.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy

Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy:  The New Yorker reports that President Trump says he considers exercise to be misguided and bad for people – arguing that a person is similar to a battery, born with a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes that energy.

 

Although oddly enough, for a guy who hates exercise, he does seem to do a lot of running – at least when it comes to his mouth.  At least now we know how he honed that awesome physique.  And for a guy who seems to hate North Korea so much, it is kind of strange he would choose the same workout program as Kim Jong-un.

 

In fact, candidates seeking Medical Degrees from Trump University are in fact taught that “the human body is like a battery and the key to optimal performance and longevity is to go through life – remaining perfectly still, yet making sure that the stomach is continually filled to capacity with fried food.

 

And apparently this depletion philosophy carries over to his thinking and reading habits also.  Kind of like “a mind is a terrible thing to waste – so use it sparingly.”  Although the argument could be made that the President does frequently “exercise” his right to be ignorant and uninformed.  Hell, his ability to dodge the truth is simply unparalleled.

 

But I guess the question everyone wants to know is, should we really be taking fitness advice from a guy who’s most strenuous exercise is tweeting on the toilet?  I mean, here’s a guy who carries so much abdominal girth that when he sits in a chair he has basically the same posture as someone who’s sitting on the can.  Ever defiant, Trump admits ”one day I’m going to have a massive heart attack, and it’s going be fantastic!”

 

Anyway, one thing’s for sure, its starting to look as if – like it or not, he’ll soon be getting some serious exercise trying to run away from the FBI.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump

Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump:  The New York Times is reporting that former FBI Director James Comey asked Attorney General Jeff Sessions not to leave him alone with President Donald Trump.  What’s the big deal?  I’m sure Melania makes the same request almost every day.

 

Trump Suggests Border Wall Could Have Solar Panels:  In a meeting with congressional leaders, President Trump suggested his oft-promised border wall might be covered in solar panels as a way to pay for it.  Critics are calling the plan one of the craziest ideas under the sun.

 

Study Casts Doubt on Feathered and Fluffy T. rex:  Researchers say that despite evidence that many of its ancestors were covered in feathers, fossil evidence indicated that Tyrannosaurus rex most likely had scaly skin.  Why can’t it be both?  Hell, I’ve dated people who were covered with feathers, but yet had a scaly skin.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric

Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric:  In an interesting turn of events, Ted Nugent – the Second Amendment rocker who called President Obama “a subhuman mongrel who should suck on my machine gun” and insisted “Obama & Clinton should be tried for treason and hung,” now says its time we should all “tone down the hateful rhetoric.”

 

Why what an unusual change of heart coming from someone who’s always been a proud race-baiting, opportunist rabble-rouser – essentially kind of a David Duke with a guitar.  Could this be Ted Nugent’s first attempt at a career in comedy or did someone perhaps sit him down and explain the “glass houses” metaphor to him?

 

Gee, it’s beginning to look as if these alt-right “snowflakes” suddenly want to create themselves some “safe spaces” after some hateful, homicidal, maniac points some of those guns they seem to love so much right back at them.

 

And isn’t it interesting now that his guy is in office, Ted’s decided he suddenly wants everyone to hold hands and sing Kumbaya – while they’re busy cutting all the social safety nets for American families.  Forgive me for being cynical, but this sounds like nothing more than a big bunch of covfefe to me.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill Cosby’s Assault Trial Winding Down

Bill Cosby’s Assault Trial Winding Down:  During his assault trail, Bill Cosby accuser Andrea Constand became extremely emotional during her testimony describing her sexual encounter with the comedian.  Deeply moved by such an emotional display, Mr Cosby offered that he may have something that could help calm her down and to let him know if she needed it.

 

Corey Lewandowski Claims Comey Part of The Deep State:  When former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski appeared on ABC’s Good Morning America to discuss former FBI Director James B. Comey’s recent senate testimony, he claimed that Comey is part of what right-wing conspiracy theorists often refer to as “Deep State.”  Perhaps, but I think I’d rather be in a “Deep State” than a state of “Deep Shit” like Trump and his crew.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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