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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters-150x1... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too – even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

 

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http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time:  Astronomers announced that they have both seen and heard a pair of neutron stars colliding, giving them their first glimpse of the violent process by which most of the gold and silver in the universe is created.  All I can say is, its probably a good thing those two stars can come up with all that gold and silver because, as it turns out – when they collided, neither of them had any insurance.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays.jpg 961w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Makes Joke About Pence Wanting To Hang All Gays:  The New Yorker reports that during a White House meeting, when the subject shifted to gay rights, President Trump pointed to Vice President Pence and joked, “don’t ask that guy – he wants to hang them all!”  On a positive note…oh wait, my mistake.  There is no positive note.

 

Reporters Say White House Refuses to Define What Ivanka Does:  Many journalists are expressing confusion over what role Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump actually performs, explaining White House officials have declined numerous opportunities to explain the first daughter’s job description.  My best guess is she sits on daddy’s lap and strokes his…ego.   Either that or she’s a White House science adviser – specializing in entropy.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test:  After reports surfaced that he referred to President Trump as an “f-ing moron,” President Donald Trump challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an “IQ test” while talking to a reporter at the White House.  I don’t know about the President being a moron, but I do think the fact that he spelled IQ correctly ought to count for something.  Just ask yourself, how many people in Nambia can do that?

 

Interior Sec Zinke Worried About Removing Confederate Statues:  In a recent Breitbart interview, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke warned that if the country begins to remove all the Confederate statues, pretty soon “Native Indians” will want the statues of anti-indigenous Union generals removed too.  I see his point.  As Interior Secretary, he’s probably concerned that if we remove all the statues, where’s that gonna leave the pigeons?

 

Ditka Claims He Knows of No Oppression in US for Last Hundred Years:  In response to NFL players kneeling during the national anthem, former Chicago Bears star and coach Mike Ditka claimed there has been no oppression he knows about in this country for the last hundred years.  Perhaps someone ought to mention to him that oppression doesn’t typically happen in neighborhoods dotted with five and ten million dollar homes.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term

Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term:  Former senior aide Steve Bannon thinks the President only has a 30 percent chance of staying in office for a full term – as insiders are reporting that the White House is in complete turmoil.  Well, with that remark, it looks like Trump’s 3 AM twitter attack list for tomorrow has just grown to include Steve Bannon, Joe Namath and the NFL, Eminem, Jimmy Kimmel, the White House Press Corps, Senator Bob Corker, the UN, Harvey Weinstein, most of his Cabinet, the entire White House staff and of course old, reliable mainstays Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama – hope I’m not leaving anyone out!

 

UK Study Finds Women Secretly Turn Up Home Thermostat:  A study out of the UK found that one-third of couples don’t agree upon what should be the ideal home room temperature – and that four in ten women report covertly turning up the thermostat behind their partner’s back.  Sociologists say the only workable solution to the dilemma is for husbands and boyfriends to secretly purchase placebo thermostats which look real, but don’t really connect to anything.

 

Study Finds Emotions Better Understood By Listening:  A new psychological study found that people are better able to pick up on the emotions of others by closing their eyes and simply focusing on the voice, as opposed to both watching and listening, or just watching them.  Yea, and I find that if I close my eyes while I’m listening to someone, the emotion I most often pick up on is “pissed off,” as they assume I’ve fallen asleep while they are talking to me.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them:  A new Pew Research Center study found that a full 72% of Americans are concerned about robots replacing human jobs.  An Administration official is urging the public not to worry, pointing out that President Trump will figure out a way to deport all the robots.  On a positive note – even if the robots do end up taking most of our jobs, at least we’ll soon have all those great jobs working in those coal mines which Trump promised to bring back.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald’s Ex Writes Book About Relationship:  Lee Harvey Oswald’s ex-girlfriend is about to begin a tour to promote her book about she and Oswald.  One can only hope she doesn’t try to tarnish his good name when he’s no longer here to defend himself.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch.jpg 614w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Babe Ruth’s Pocket Watch Sells for $717,000:  Babe Ruth’s pentagonal 14-karat gold pocket watch from the 1923 World Series has sold at an auction in New York for $717,000.  One thing’s for sure, anyone who can pay $717,000 for a pocket watch has some really deep pockets to put that watch in.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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