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NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs

NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs:  The New York Giants say they tested the air pressure in two footballs they captured during their recent game against the Pittsburgh Steelers and reported them to league officials as being below the permissible range of 12.5 PSI.  Geez, if this deflated air situation gets any worse up, the NFL is gonna need to replace all the referees with physicists.  Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him?  Meanwhile, Giants’ fans are demanding it’s time to clear the air – wondering if the NFL really has the “balls” to go after the Steelers.  Personally, I don’t think the NFL is trying to protect the Steelers, I just think its too much of a hassle to try and spell a name like Roethlisberger on an indictment.

 

Retired Doctor Unearths Lost Da Vinci Drawing Worth $16 Million:  A French auction house announced the discovery of what is believed to be a long-lost drawing of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance master Leonardo da Vinci, which was discovered by a retired doctor and is valued at nearly $16 million.  Sources say the doctor was philosophical about finding the sketch, chalking it all up to the “luck of the draw.”

 

Trump Names Exxon CEO Tillerson as Secretary of State:  President-elect Donald J. Trump has decided upon Exxon Mobile chief executive Rex Tillerson to be the next secretary of state, dismissing bipartisan concerns that the globe-trotting CEO has forged too-cozy a relationship with Vladimir V. Putin.  In fact, when asked if he enjoys a really close relationship with the Russians, Tillerson responded “you’re darned Putin I do.”  My question for him would be, because his name is “Rex Tillerson,” should we call him T-Rex for short?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Teen Gets Stuck in Storm Drain Trying to Retrieve Her BlackBerry

BlackBerryTeen Gets Stuck in Storm Drain Trying to Retrieve Her BlackBerry:  Firefighters had to lift a teenage girl out of a storm drain in Dover, U.K., after she wedged herself inside while trying to retrieve her BlackBerry mobile phone which had fallen into the sewer.  I don’t fault her one bit.  If I was still using a BlackBerry in 2016, I’d probably throw myself down a sewer too.

 

KidsTheater Chains in Violation of Labor Laws:  The US Labor Department has fined three major movie theater chains for being in violation of child labor laws.  If convicted, industry executives could be sentenced to hard labor on a “theater chain gang.”

 

DinosaursGerman Researchers Believe Dinosaurs Were Warm-Blooded:  A new study by German researchers is suggesting that dinosaurs, long considered lethargic and cold-blooded giants, may have actually been warm-blooded creatures with high body temperatures.  On the other hand, some might argue that just about anything might seem warm-blooded when compared to the Germans.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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