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President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Donald-Trump-Phys... 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical:  President Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.

 

Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job.  After all, he is a rear admiral.  That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.

 

Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal – we’ve not had another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft – similar to what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs

NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs:  The New York Giants say they tested the air pressure in two footballs they captured during their recent game against the Pittsburgh Steelers and reported them to league officials as being below the permissible range of 12.5 PSI.  Geez, if this deflated air situation gets any worse up, the NFL is gonna need to replace all the referees with physicists.  Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him?  Meanwhile, Giants’ fans are demanding it’s time to clear the air – wondering if the NFL really has the “balls” to go after the Steelers.  Personally, I don’t think the NFL is trying to protect the Steelers, I just think its too much of a hassle to try and spell a name like Roethlisberger on an indictment.

 

Retired Doctor Unearths Lost Da Vinci Drawing Worth $16 Million:  A French auction house announced the discovery of what is believed to be a long-lost drawing of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance master Leonardo da Vinci, which was discovered by a retired doctor and is valued at nearly $16 million.  Sources say the doctor was philosophical about finding the sketch, chalking it all up to the “luck of the draw.”

 

Trump Names Exxon CEO Tillerson as Secretary of State:  President-elect Donald J. Trump has decided upon Exxon Mobile chief executive Rex Tillerson to be the next secretary of state, dismissing bipartisan concerns that the globe-trotting CEO has forged too-cozy a relationship with Vladimir V. Putin.  In fact, when asked if he enjoys a really close relationship with the Russians, Tillerson responded “you’re darned Putin I do.”  My question for him would be, because his name is “Rex Tillerson,” should we call him T-Rex for short?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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