by Jonathan Palmer

Islanders Ice sled incites endearment!

#AlliterativeMovieClues

May 13th, 2021 via twitter

by Doug Lorman

DiPietro is still getting paid by the Islanders & Tavares isn’t. have fun next season Islanders fans

Jul 1st, 2018 via twitter

by Christopher Barnes

Sharks have been spotted close to the beaches on Long Island, even worse long islanders have been spotted living and reproducing on land for YEARS.

Jul 27th, 2020 via twitter

by Cleavage Crumbs

#WeirdConversationStarters

Pardon me, do you know of any racial slurs for Asian Pacific Islanders?

Aug 20th, 2016 via twitter

by Doug Lorman

FYI: i hate the Islanders so this so great to me

Jul 1st, 2018 via twitter

by Janice Hough

#NY replay officials are either bleary eyed or still drinking to celebrate #Islanders win last night. #Kemp trapped that ball. #SFGiants

Apr 26th, 2016 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Islanders Win Draft Lottery

The last place New York Islanders have won the NHL draft lottery and will have the first overall pick. Unfortunately, the rules do not allow them to draft a new GM.

Apr 16th, 2009Staff Pick

by Christopher Barnes

Going to the Islanders vs Devils game tonight, I'll be the asshole wearing the Vancouver Canucks jersey

Dec 15th, 2014 via twitter

by Eryn McCabe

What the hell are the islanders chanting? I’m 2.5 periods into this and cannot figure it out...

Apr 11th, 2019 via twitter

by Eryn McCabe

YAY PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS UNDER WA- and the islanders just scored. Great start, boys ???????????? #BecauseItsTheCup

Apr 10th, 2019 via twitter

by Janice Hough

Toronto Maple Leafs have signed Islanders captain John Tavares for seven years, $77 million. And presumably he'll get most late Aprils and Mays off.

Jul 1st, 2018 via twitter

by Doug Lorman

but hey Islanders fans. you’re getting a new arena soon. that’s a positive. i mean you won’t have a team worth watching, but new seats!!

Jul 1st, 2018 via twitter