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Trump Picks NY Jets Owner to be Ambassador to UK

Trump Picks NY Jets Owner to be Ambassador to UK: Prominent Republican donor Woody Johnson, the owner of the New York Jets and scion of the Johnson & Johnson industrial dynasty, has been nominated by Donald Trump to be the next US ambassador to London. Trump says Johnson’s eminently qualified because he’s well aware that color and labor are spelled “colour and labour” over there.  But seriously, the Brits must realize they’re about to get screwed when a guy named “Woody Johnson” gets appointed your ambassador.  Makes you wonder what the hell his middle name could be – I’m guessing Pecker.

 

Drug Lord El Chapo Guzmán Extradited to US:  The Mexican government has extradited its most notorious drug kingpin, the often elusive Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, to the United States to face a raft of federal charges related to the trafficking of tons of narcotics over more than two decades.  He’s going to dig a yuge tunnel – and America’s going to pay for it!

 

Trump Picks NY Jets Owner to be Ambassador to UK: Prominent Republican donor Woody Johnson, the owner of the New York Jets and scion of the Johnson & Johnson industrial dynasty, has been nominated by Donald Trump to be the next US ambassador to London. Trump says Johnson’s eminently qualified because he’s well aware that color and labor are spelled “colour and labour” over there.  But seriously, the Brits must realize they’re about to get screwed when a guy named “Woody Johnson” gets appointed your ambassador.  Makes you wonder what the hell his middle name might be – I’m guessing Pecker.

 

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