So it is estimated that the Mueller Russian investiagtion cost we the taxpayers a cool $30 million. We could have just listened to President ahead of time and then we could have blown the money on:
1. A personal services contract to play wiffle ball with Mike Trout of the Angels in my backyard for 135 and 2/3rds games before he would have to report back to the Angels for a meaningless 26 1/3rd games for LA;
2. 1,200 servings of frozen chocolate Haute at New York's Serendipity 3 Restaurant;
3. Get me to Space X's Dragon 2 orbit of the moon where I would have to bail for lack of funding. No worries I'll hook up with Captain Marvel at that point;
4. Make a big down payment for what CNN will have to settle on the Nicholas Sandmann case;
5. Make a super, duper PAC contribultion to John Hickenlooper's campaign to keep him in the presidential race until 2/22/2020 Nevada caucuses;
6. Buy 50 million doses of Beano and give amnesty to 136,986 farting cows in 2020;
7. Move in next to Taylor Swift at her New York apartment;
8. Buy .00346 percent of Amazon;
9. Pay in advance for a one year rider on a private insurance policy in 2021 once Medicare for All is instituted;
10. I would likely just donate to multiple good not-for-profits that do not sell baby parts.