Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row: According to sources, the Kardashian-Jenner family has donated 100 gourmet, chef-prepared meals to people in need on Skid Row, an impoverished area in downtown Los Angeles, California. A Kardashian spokesperson say the family struggled over whether the donation should be gourmet, chef-prepared meals or tickets to the opera. They finally decided on the gourmet meals because – while the opera did have some front row seating, no skid row seating was available for purchase.
Nike’s Self-Lacing Athletic Shoe Called Most Innovative: Wired magazine has labeled Nike’s self-lacing athletic shoe one of the 2016’s most innovative products and a serious feat of engineering. Perhaps, but let’s be honest folks, if you’re too lazy to even tie your own shoe laces, I really don’t think an “athletic shoe” is the shoe for you.
Trump Fighting to Protect His Trademark in China: With everything from Trump condoms to Trump toilets available for sale, Donald Trump seems to be fighting a losing battle in an effort to protect his trademark in China. While I understand Trump’s concerns, I suppose Trump Toilets are an inevitable outcome when you’re about to become “Commoder-in-Chief.” And the Trump Toilet Company’s motto “Take a Dump in a Trump” probably doesn’t help much either. I’m sensing something like this could quickly become a big movement. On the other hand, I wouldn’t trust a Trump condom for anything – it’d just be too thin-skinned.
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