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MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes

MS-13 Leader Orders Gang Members Not to Wear Nikes:  MS-13 leader Edwin Manica Flores has been secretly recorded urging the heads of regional MS-13 gangs to all work together and also advising them to avoid wearing “Nike Cortez shoes” which he feels would immediately draw the attention of law enforcement.

 

Come on – no Nike Cortez shoes?  Not even on casual Fridays?  Kind of makes you wonder, did they get a better endorsement deal from Adidas?  Or, given that Nike is an NFL sponsor, perhaps the ban on Nikes might be MS-13’s way of protesting against NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem?  Either that or MS-13 finally faced the realization that Nike’s predatory business practices were even too unsavory for a murderous street gang.

 

One thing I found interesting here is, who could have known street gangs like MS-13 provide members with helpful fashion tips?  Membership apparently does have its privileges.  But all kidding aside, I get where MS-13 leader Flores is coming from.  I mean, you don’t wanna wear shoes that would prevent you from blending in with everyone else you pass on the street.  Gee, if only there was some other way for law enforcement to be able to identify these gang members?  I wonder what that could be…?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row

Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row:  According to sources, the Kardashian-Jenner family has donated 100 gourmet, chef-prepared meals to people in need on Skid Row, an impoverished area in downtown Los Angeles, California.  A Kardashian spokesperson say the family struggled over whether the donation should be gourmet, chef-prepared meals or tickets to the opera.  They finally decided on the gourmet meals because – while the opera did have some front row seating, no skid row seating was available for purchase.

 

Nike’s Self-Lacing Athletic Shoe Called Most Innovative:  Wired magazine has labeled Nike’s self-lacing athletic shoe one of the 2016’s most innovative products and a serious feat of engineering.  Perhaps, but let’s be honest folks, if you’re too lazy to even tie your own shoe laces, I really don’t think an “athletic shoe” is the shoe for you.

 

Trump Fighting to Protect His Trademark in China:  With everything from Trump condoms to Trump toilets available for sale, Donald Trump seems to be fighting a losing battle in an effort to protect his trademark in China.  While I understand Trump’s concerns, I suppose Trump Toilets are an inevitable outcome when you’re about to become “Commoder-in-Chief.”  And the Trump Toilet Company’s motto “Take a Dump in a Trump” probably doesn’t help much either.  I’m sensing something like this could quickly become a big movement.  On the other hand, I wouldn’t trust a Trump condom for anything – it’d just be too thin-skinned.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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