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World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London

World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London:  President Donald Trump is stirring anger across the globe after unleashing an extremely divisive tweetstorm in the wake of London’s recent terrorist attacks, with the former British ambassador to the US declaring “Trump makes me want to puke.”  Which pretty much explains why Trump continues to enjoy a near unanimous approval rating among grateful bulimics.

 

Woman Leads 30 Parishioners in Beating Gay Church Member:  A North Carolina woman has admitted in court that she led approximately 30 parishioners from her church to attack and beat a gay member of the church in an effort to “expel his demons.”  Luckily for the woman and her parishioner comrades, this type of beating is now fully covered under Trump’s new “religious freedom” executive orders.

 

American Average Bra Size Jumps From 34B to 34DD:  According to a new survey, the average bra size in the US has jumped from a 34B to a 34DD in the past 20 years.  Wow, who says America’s best days are behind her?  One thing’s for sure, this should definitely give the U.S. a distinct advantage in the “America’s Cup” competition.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Track-Palin.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence:  Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence, felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage.  Gee, I was just gonna remark “say it isn’t so,” but of course – that would be someone like Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Now Have Tools to Bring Back Once Extinct Animals:  Because of new advances in gene sequencing technology, scientists are now able to bring back once-extinct species of animals such as the Tasmanian tiger and the woolly mammoth, but some wonder if its really such a good idea.  Now I don’t know about the Tasmanian tiger, but I am concerned about the consequences of bringing back the woolly mammoth.  After all, there’s quite a lot of people who are allergic to wool.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Jerry-Richardson.jpg 534w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jerry Richardson to Sell Carolina Panthers Amid Investigation:  Jerry Richardson announced he will sell his Charlotte-based NFL franchise at the end of the 2017 season amid reports that the 81-year-old NFL owner paid-out financial settlements to multiple former team employees over inappropriate behavior and comments.  Wow, an 81-year-old NFL owner who’s had a heart transplant sexually harassing his employees?  Now that’s some serious “fantasy football.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores are getting desperate for customers, but kidnapping a family by gunpoint and forcing them to shop at Target has to be about the worst marketing strategy ever.

 

Tick-Borne Diseases on the Rise in the US:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), ticks and dangerous tick-borne illnesses are on the rise all over the US.  The CDC warns the situation has become so widespread that in some areas, even the tick-tock of grandfather clocks has become affected.

 

New Evidence of Cat Domestication Found in China:  Archaeologists in China have unearthed the first clear evidence of cats living among humans as semi-domesticated mousers about 5300 years ago.  Scientists say they hope to one day use this data to reconstruct what life must have been like for cats before they came to prominence on YouTube and Facebook.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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