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World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London

World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London:  President Donald Trump is stirring anger across the globe after unleashing an extremely divisive tweetstorm in the wake of London’s recent terrorist attacks, with the former British ambassador to the US declaring “Trump makes me want to puke.”  Which pretty much explains why Trump continues to enjoy a near unanimous approval rating among grateful bulimics.


Woman Leads 30 Parishioners in Beating Gay Church Member:  A North Carolina woman has admitted in court that she led approximately 30 parishioners from her church to attack and beat a gay member of the church in an effort to “expel his demons.”  Luckily for the woman and her parishioner comrades, this type of beating is now fully covered under Trump’s new “religious freedom” executive orders.


American Average Bra Size Jumps From 34B to 34DD:  According to a new survey, the average bra size in the US has jumped from a 34B to a 34DD in the past 20 years.  Wow, who says America’s best days are behind her?  One thing’s for sure, this should definitely give the U.S. a distinct advantage in the “America’s Cup” competition.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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