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Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.

 

Study Finds Smartphones Impacted by Bitter Cold:  Experts say that when the temperature drops below freezing, smartphones often start malfunctioning, such as they might not sense your touch, the battery can die faster and if it’s cold enough, the phone just shuts off.  Smartphones malfunction when exposed to bitter cold?  Guess that pretty much explains why my ex has had so many problems with her iPhone!

 

Japan Claims North Korea Fired Four Ballistic Missiles:  Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe says North Korea has fired four ballistic missiles, three of which landed in Japan’s Exclusive Economic Zone.  Military analysts say those weren’t missiles in the traditional sense, but simply four more of Kim Jong Un’s relatives who had the misfortune of falling out of favor.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose whichever plan they can’t afford.  Which made me think, does anyone remember back when Republicans actually cared about the poor and middle class?  Neither do I.

 

US Reportedly Planning Decapitation Attack Against Kim Jong-un:  Its being reported in a South Korean publication that US Navy’s SEAL Team 6 is helping to plan a “decapitation attack” aimed at taking out Kim Jong-un and much of North Korea’s political leadership.  Sounds like a really great idea!  And I’m sure the Chinese will be right on board with that one.  I mean hell, it’s only been about a hundred years since Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated.  That ended pretty well.

 

Kellyanne Conway Warns of Microwave Spying:  In a recent interview, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway suggested that U.S. intelligence agents often spy on Americans using typical household appliances such as microwaves that can also be used as cameras.  Personally, I’m not all that concerned about my microwave, but I am becoming a little suspicious about my George Foreman Grill.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kim Jong Nam Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent

Kim Jong Nam Had Half Brother Killed With Nerve Agent:  Malaysian police say the chemical substance used to kill Kim Jong Un’s half brother Kim Jong Nam last week, was a banned nerve agent called VX, which is listed as a weapon of mass destruction by the United Nations.  Why the nerve of someone killing their own half brother with nerve gas.  I have half a mind to tell him so too.  Instead of killing him, couldn’t he have just had him beaten up and left him somewhere half dead?  But no, he had the poor guy killed when he didn’t even half to.  Sad!

Outbreak Of Brain Cancer Found in West Coast Raccoons:  The Centers for Disease Control is reporting there is an outbreak of brain cancer in west coast raccoons which is being linked to a newly discovered virus.  Veterinarians say the real tragedy is that a raccoon’s face will often mask the symptoms.

Customers Forking-Over Thousands to Hear About Past Lives:  A high-priced Manhattan psychic was convicted of larceny after convincing her clients to hand over more than $25 million – telling them “they had past lives as Egyptian princesses and therefore issues with attachment to money.”  Well, I suppose in her own special way, she really did help them overcome their attachment to money.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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