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Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – have been in a state of total excitation of late, thanks to a new picture posted recently on YouTube.  The picture appears to show an image of the individual who took the snapshot reflecting off an Apollo 17 astronaut’s visor – and now Moon truthers are claiming that this individual doesn’t even appear to have a spacesuit on and is probably a Hollywood stagehand and not another astronaut.

 

Well, I gotta say – it all sounds plausible to me.  I mean, when you think about it – all you’d really need to pull something like this off would be thousands and thousands of paid extras who would be willing to keep all this a secret for decades and decades, not to mention all the countries who would have been monitoring a US Moon landing such as the USSR, the People’s Republic of China and North Korea.  I’m sure they would all have been more than happy to go along with a scam like this as they would naturally wish to do anything they in their power to further enhance the prestige of the United States.  On the other hand, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that not many of these conspiracy theorists are rocket scientists.

 

That said, this YouTube pic is rather grainy.  I mean, for all I know, that image reflecting off the astronaut’s visor could be Harvey Weinstein getting ready to grope one of the actresses on the Moon soundstage, but he became distracted after he came upon a copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  But hell, if you’re gonna go the conspiracy route, why stop at the moon landing?  I’ll bet Columbus’ voyage to America was staged too.   Meanwhile, not to be upstaged by a bunch of conspiracy theorist wannabes, ultra-conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now claiming that he once had documented evidence that the moon landing was all staged, but unfortunately, all of that evidence has mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

Now, I’m sure by now many of you are wondering – if this Moon landing was staged by Hollywood, how on “Earth” did they pull it off?  Well, I have my own theory.  First, NASA hires a prominent Hollywood director to film a fake Moon landing, but it soon becomes obvious to the producers that the cost of building such an elaborate set would be far too expensive for their budget.  So, in order to save money, the director gets a brilliant idea, why not film the entire fake Moon landing – right on location?  Mystery solved!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea

Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea:  Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has told the Atlantic that there is a 70% chance President Trump will attack Pyongyang if it conducts another nuclear test.  My first thought was, where exactly is Sen. Graham getting that 70% figure?  I mean, why not 72.64%?  And then it occurred to me, its because THIS President does NOT do fractions.

 

Republican Warns Reducing Carbon Emissions Will Kill All Plants:  Republican state Sen. Jerry Sonnenberg of Colorado argues that liberal environmental measures to reduce carbon emissions will kill off all plant life on Earth because “trees and plants use carbon dioxide to create oxygen.”  Excellent point – I mean, everyone knows there were no such thing as plants and trees and before we started burning all those fossil fuels in our cars, factories and power plants.

 

California Warns People to Limit Exposure to Cellphones:  Despite the fact that most scientists have dismissed any potential link between cellphone radio waves and cancer as utterly unproven and downright implausible – the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) a lawsuit has forced the state to issue a warning to residents to limit their exposure to cellphones whenever possible.  Gee, then I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that the core of the earth isn’t made of iron and nickel and constantly emitting a strong electromagnetic field all around us.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury.jpg 954w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability:  In response to journalist Michael Wolff’s scathing new book “Fire and Fury,” President Trump took to Twitter to defend his mental stability by boasting about being “a very stable genius,” pointing out that his “two greatest assets have always his been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

 

Yea, not to mention his nuclear button is much bigger than the one Kim Jong-un has setting on his desk.  That said, if ever there was a statement which could define someone’s intelligence and mental stability, it would probably that tweet by our President.  I mean, when someone uses such eloquence as “I’m like, really smart” – who are we to dispute that?

 

Of course, there’s always gonna be those skeptics who say mean things such as “Donald’s comments have convinced me that there has to be a crack pipe involved somewhere” or “if Trump’s really that smart, why’s he spending all those hours on Twitter like an angry teenage girl?”  Still, others will insist that “self-praise isn’t necessarily a sign of intelligence.”

 

Well, what all these snowflakes fail to understand is this is exactly why so many of the President’s meth-addicted supporters love Donald Trump so much – because the things he says even makes them feel smart.  And that’s why his loyal fanbase, after hearing about this book from Fox News – just like the “Three Little Pigs” before them – are now taking to social media and crying out “who’s afraid of the big bad Wolff?”

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Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster

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http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 615w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korean Leader Claims Nuclear Button on His Desk:  North Korean leader Kim Jong Un boasted during an annual New Year’s Day speech that he has a nuclear button right on his desk and that the entire United States is within range – but also he vowed not to attack unless threatened.  Well, the way I see it – we have two possible responses to the North Korean threat.  One – would be for President Trump to set off the biggest, most powerful and most beautiful nuclear explosion ever – one which no other president has even come close to exploding or two (a more practical solution) – we ask our close ally in the region Japan if they would consider unleashing Godzilla on the North Koreans.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/James-Fallon.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist revealed that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers – including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is – if I were him, I’d be pretty damn careful about who you ask to carve the turkey when the family gathers at Thanksgiving.

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President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments

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President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments:  In a move that marks the largest reduction of federally-owned lands in American history and opening those areas to oil drilling and mining, President Trump signed an order shrinking both the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments.  On the other hand, had there been images of Confederate Generals and politicians carved into them thar hills, Trump and his followers would have sent in the US Armed Forces to ensure the area remains a national monument.  That said, the Trump Administration is insisting those areas will still remain national monuments – which is true I guess – only now, we’ll have to reclassify them as “monuments to fracking.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls.jpg 360w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />US Microwave Weapon Could Fry North Korean Missile Controls:  Experts say the U.S. has microwave weapons that proponents believe could stop North Korea from launching missiles by frying their electronics.  Get serious!  As if the American diet isn’t bad enough as it is, now we’re adding “fried North Korean Missile Controls?”  Either way we’re screwed.  I mean, if the bombs don’t get you, the cholesterol will.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort.jpg 1034w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Manafort Caught Still Working With Russian Operative:  Robert Mueller’s team is asking a judge to revoke Paul Manafort’s bail after it was disclosed that Manafort – as recent as a week ago had been ghosting-writing an op-ed piece with a longtime Russian operative who has ties to Russian intelligence – an op-ed designed “to influence the public’s opinion” of the onetime Trump adviser.  Gee, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Manafort must be using either Don Jr or Jared Kushner as his senior advisors.  Obviously, he’s hoping to build a case to justify a Trump pardon, but mark my words – Trump will soon be tweeting something like ”Manafort?  Never heard of him.  Isn’t he one of Hillary or Obama’s friends?”  My God, even the Coen Brothers couldn’t come up with a script this convoluted and with this many complete morons.  Yes sir, that Trump hires all the best people.

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