Israel's air force on Sunday introduced a fleet of huge pilotless planes that can remain in the air for a full day and could fly as far as the Persian Gulf. The planes were supplied to Israel by Northwest Airlines.
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Relic of Antarctica's first plane found on icy shore
Reports indicate it was a Northwest Airlines plane that had overshot Argentina.

Man distracted by bird drives sports car into marsh
A man distracted by a low-flying pelican and dropped cell phone drove his sports car into a marsh near Galveston. Today the man was hired as a pilot by Northwest Airlines.

Yet another terrorism scare
Kanye West is removed from a Northwest Airlines flight after he interrupts a flight attendant, claiming that the Shoe Bomber was a lot better than the Underwear Bomber.

Jet blows five tires
A Northwest Airlines jet blew five tires yesterday as it landed at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, closing a runway for a few hours. A spokesperson for Northwest said the airline may have to be ban Kirstie Alley from all future flights.

Passenger on US-Bound Flight Had TB
A passenger on a Northwest Airlines flight was infected with tuberculosis, the airline said.The airline industry, who has recently been under fire for fleecing it's passengers, stated that they were unaware the passenger brought TB aboard. Had they'd known, a $25 TB fee would have been added to his ticket.