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Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size

 

Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size:  According to a University of Michigan study, analyzed scans of people who’d spent long periods of time in space found the volume of grey matter in their brains had actually decreased.  In fact, one astronaut who’d spent a prolonged period of time on the International Space Station, was found to have lost so much brain matter that when he returned to Earth, he tried to convince NASA that the Earth was flat, the Apollo moon landing was faked and the 2016 Cleveland Browns were the greatest football team of all-time.

 

News Corp Announces Big Changes for Wall Street Journal:  In an attempt to be more supportive of the new administration, Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp has decided to completely drop all business reporting in its Wall Street Journal in order to focus completely on the progress of President Trump’s beautiful new Mexican border wall – this dramatic move will include changing the paper’s historic name from the The Wall Street Journal to simply “The Wall Journal.”

 

Stores Pulling Nutella After Report Links It To Cancer:  Nutella, the popular hazelnut spread, is being removed from supermarket shelves around the world as a result of a report that suggested one of its main ingredients – palm oil – has been linked to cancer.  Makes sense to me!  I live in California where they have palm trees everywhere and there’s no question that some of the people living in California have cancer.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Research Showing Walnuts Effective Weight Loss Tool

Research Showing Walnuts Effective Weight Loss Tool:  New studies are finding that walnuts are an effective weight loss tool – rich in omega-3 fatty acids and known to suppress appetite, they’re being linked to reduced risk of obesity and diabetes.  I can attest that its true.  Hell, I’ve been putting out walnuts every morning for the squirrels in my garden and not a one of them seem to have a weight problem.

 

Dubai Researchers Create a Chicken From Duck Feather DNA:  Scientists in Dubai say they have successfully bred a chicken with a duck’s DNA as its feather.  My question is, who would want to make a chicken from a duck?  Sounds like the work of a bunch of quacks.  And to make matters worse, when asked about the controversy surrounding the research, scientists tried to duck all the questions.  For Pete’s sake, answer the questions – or are you too much of a chicken?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Nutella-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Nutella.jpg 760w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Thieves Steal Truck With 22 Tons of Nutella and Chocolate:  The Associated Press reports that thieves in Germany stole a semi-trailer full of the hazelnut and chocolate spread Nutella and a variety of other chocolates worth up to $82,000.  Authorities say there’s a good possibility this robbery could be linked to a recent heist of a truck loaded with graham crackers and marshmallows, but say they still need ‘smore information before making that determination.  But regardless of who’s responsible, this was definitely one sweet crime.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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