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Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-768x769.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-1022x1024.jpg 1022w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Mars Surface Bathed in Toxic Chemicals:  New data indicates there’s very little chance the Red planet can harbor life with the finding that the surface of the red planet contains a “toxic cocktail” of chemicals that can wipe out living organisms.  Scientists say about the only thing we have similar here on Earth would be areas like Cleveland and Pittsburgh, but obviously there’s a lot more to do on Mars.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Draymond Green Posts Picture of Penis to Snapchat

Draymond GreenDraymond Green Posts Picture of Penis to Snapchat:  Golden State Warriors star Draymond Green, who will be representing the US at the Rio Games, was forced to apologize after he accidentally hit the wrong button and posted a picture of his penis on the social media site Snapchat.  That is why the US Postal Service recommends that – as long as time isn’t really an issue – its always advisable to send your penis pics through snail mail.

 

Bar PonyShetland Pony Invades British Pub for Drinks:  Locals say a Shetland pony named Mocha snuck into a British pub through a back door and started drinking out of stray pint glasses.  OK, wait, don’t tell me – the bartender asked him “so why the long face?”  Most patrons didn’t seem to mind and of course the bar flies were really happy.

 

Alligator

Authorities Say Nursing Home Patient Was Killed by Alligator:  Authorities say a missing 90-year-old woman, whose body was found in a retention pond behind her South Carolina assisted living facility, was most likely the victim of an alligator.  South Carolina officials say that’s why its so important that alligators never be included as part of assisted living recreational programs.  Sadly, when police finally caught up with the gator, it claimed it was still hungry.  Good grief, about the only thing I can think of that would be worse than this – would be having a dingo eat your baby.

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Coast Guard Spots SOS in Sand and Rescues Stranded Couple

Deserted IslandCoast Guard Spots SOS in Sand and Rescues Stranded Couple:  The U.S. Coast Guard reports it has rescued a couple who were stranded on an uninhabited island in Micronesia after crews saw the giant “SOS” they scribbled in the sand.  Well one thing’s for sure, they can now cross “stranded on a deserted island” off their bucket list.

 

Christian WarriorChristian Warrior Makes YouTube Threats Against LGBT:  A Las Vegas conspiracy theorist calling himself a “Christian Warrior,” has been taken into custody and charged with making terrorist threats after posting a disturbing YouTube video holding a military grade, semi-automatic assault weapon and threatening to slaughter “gays, faggots, lesbians and satanists.”  Good grief, as if Trump hadn’t already had a bad enough week, now yet another supporter just became ineligible to vote.  This election must be rigged.  And once again, we have Obama refusing to use the term “radical Christian terrorist.”

 

Donald TrumpStudy Finds Trump Supporters Frequently Think About Death:  A new study found that the more people think about death – the more likely they’ll be voting for Trump.  On the other hand, the more I think about the possibility Trump might actually get elected, the more I think death might not be so bad after all.

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