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Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait:  Twelve of the nation’s most revered portrait artists-including the woman who painted Presidents Barack Obama and George Bush – have refused the White House’s invitation to capture Mr. Trump on canvas.

 

Gee, I have a friend who paints houses part time who I bet would be willing to give it a try.  Hell, he’d probably do it for a couple of six-packs of Rolling Rock and a bucket of fried chicken.  Also, I have an aunt (on my mother’s side) who has always been pretty darn good at those “Paint By the Number” projects.  I assume the primary number on a Trump portrait would have to be the number “45” – which I believe is the color orange.

 

Anyway, she’s quite elderly and from Ohio, so she’d be right up Trump’s demographic alley and would probably love to take on a project with such meaning.  Also, she sure appears to have lots of time on her hands – at least that’s what her doctors tell me.  Of course I’m her only beneficiary, so naturally I monitor things like that rather closely.  And of course now that Trump people are fully in charge of the EPA, I’m sure they’ll have no issues if she uses lead paint.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-768x769.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-1022x1024.jpg 1022w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Mars Surface Bathed in Toxic Chemicals:  New data indicates there’s very little chance the Red planet can harbor life with the finding that the surface of the red planet contains a “toxic cocktail” of chemicals that can wipe out living organisms.  Scientists say about the only thing we have similar here on Earth would be areas like Cleveland and Pittsburgh, but obviously there’s a lot more to do on Mars.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment:  Fox News host and contributor Eric Bolling tweeted his appreciation to those who’ve supported him after he was suspended from Fox for sexting and harassing female colleagues.  A grateful Bolling tweeted “Overwhelmed by all the support I have received.  Thank you.  Look forward to sending each and every one of you a close-up pic of my junk asap.”

 

Pot Worth $85 Million Found Near Camp Grounds on Federal Land:  Authorities said they have eradicated more than 27,000 marijuana plants in the past week with a potential street value of about $85 million on U.S. Forest Service land in Santa Barbara County.  All I can say is, I’ve obviously been going to the wrong camp grounds.  All I ever seem to find are empty beer cans and used condoms.

 

Ohio State Scientists Find New Way to Heal Wounds:  Scientists at Ohio State University say they’ve developed a new method called Tissue Nanotransfection (TNT) for healing wounds which involves placing a small chip about the size of a cuff link onto the site of a wound which reprograms the cell’s DNA or RNA – therefore promoting healing.  Excellent idea!  I mean, why settle for a lousy band-aid when there’s a $10,000 medical procedure available?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans-768x45... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans:  National Geographic just published an article about how modern humans also have DNA from two other close relatives that lived in close proximity and with whom we interbred – the Neanderthals, and the rather mysterious Denisovans.  Not being an anthropologist, I can’t speak about the Neanderthals, but there were a family of Denisovans that lived two doors down from me where I grew up in Canton, Ohio.  Nice people, they sold stone tools at the swap meet on weekends – my only complaint was they would only accept cash for the tools, so you couldn’t use a credit card.  That said, regardless of what all these paleogeneticists are saying, I didn’t have sex with any them.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/High-IQ-150x150.jpeg 150w" sizes="(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px" />People With High IQs More Likely to Suffer from Mental Disorders:  A new study suggests that highly intelligent people have a significantly higher risk of suffering from a variety of mental disorders.  Perhaps, but I think our President pretty much proves that a high IQ is not necessarily required for suffering from a mental disorder.

 

 

Link Between Violent Video Games and Aggression:  Researchers at the Indiana University are using functional magnetic resonance imaging of the brain to establish a link between violent video games and aggressive behavior.  Sadly, the aggression hypothesis was pretty much confirmed after study participants beat-up all the researchers.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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