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Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Penis-Whitening-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Penis-Whitening.jpg 951w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral:  A Thai clinic which promotes cosmetic surgeries such as breast augmentation on its social media channels has gone viral for a lesser known procedure which changes the pigmentation of the skin on the penis to white.  The clinic reports that the surgery is performed with “genital anesthesia.”  In the meantime, for those of you who are getting all freaked out about people getting this procedure – all I can say is “lighten up!”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cursing-150x150.jpeg 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cursing-768x768.jpeg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cursing.jpeg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds People Who Swear Are More Honest:  Researchers from the University of Cambridge found that those who swear more are more likely to be honest people than those who don’t.  So next time you’re in court and they ask you “do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” – better tell them “hell yes!”

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Drilling-for-Oil-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Drilling-for-Oil.jpg 831w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin to Allow Oil Drilling Off All of US Coast:  The Trump administration has unveiled a plan that would open almost all US offshore territory to oil and gas drilling, including previously protected areas of the Atlantic, Arctic and Pacific oceans.  Gee, so much to destroy – so little time!  Personally, I’d LOVE to see some huge oil rig go up just off Mar-a-Logo, but the sad truth is that most likely the closest thing there is to oil around Mar-a-Logo is all that lard in Trump’s belly.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Person-of-Year.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year:  President Trump is claiming that Time magazine was contemplating naming him the “Person of the Year” for a second year in a row, but he pulled out of the running because he didn’t want to participate in their interview and photo shoot.  OK, so Donald Trump pulled out of Time’s “Person of the Year!”  Frankly, I think we’d all be a lot better off had his father – Fred Trump – pulled out instead.

 

 

Study Finds Cinnamon Attacks Fat and Fights Obesity:  University of Michigan research finds an essential oil in cinnamon attacks fat cells and could be used as a treatment to fight obesity.  In related news, obesity advocates say cruel “fat shammers” have been caught on video offering cinnamon rolls to plus-sized models.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-and-Tiger.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Critics Say Trump’s Golfing Deters From White House Duties:  President Trump has already done more golfing in his short presidency than Presidents Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton combined, which critics feel has deterred him from his duties as President.  Administration officials counter that nearly all of those duties are still getting completed, only – rather than bother with them himself, the President has outsourced them to the Russians.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-Eating-Fri... 612w" sizes="(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px" />Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs:  Because the White House kitchen staff often couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller was frequently dispatched to head down to the New York Avenue McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.  So, he has the best chefs in the navy at his disposal – ready to prepare anything he wants 24/7 – and he still prefers McDonald’s?  This poses the question, which comes first – the heart attack or the impeachment?  Luckily for Trump, he’s still gonna have great health insurance – even after the Republicans take it away from the rest of us.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery.jpg 1183w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Oldest Known Pottery Found in China:  Archaeologists say pottery fragments found in a south China cave have been confirmed to be 20,000 years old, making them the oldest known pottery in the world.  Scientists caution that while the pottery is historically significant, it shouldn’t be considered microwave safe.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Tampon-Bombers.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons:  A Pennsylvania couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief for attempting to blow up a Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them.  Police warn that had the couple been successful, the situation could have quickly turned into a blood-bath.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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