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Verizon’s New Name for AOL-Yahoo is Oath

Verizon’s New Name for AOL-Yahoo is Oath:  Now that telecom giant Verizon has purchased Yahoo, their new name for the company – which also includes AOL – will be “Oath.”  Yea, and before you think about going to any sites you probably shouldn’t, it might be a good idea to remember that you are under “Oath.”  One thing’s for sure, if they run it anything like Yahoo was run, perhaps the name “Oaf” might be a better fit – or even better – “Loath?”

 

Study Finds Women Don’t Want to Be Fat:  A new study found that 54% of women 18 to 25 say they would rather be hit by a truck than be fat.  Of course what these women fail to take into consideration is that fat women can get hit by trucks too.

 

Man Wielding Bible and Hammer Tasered by Police:  Police used a stun gun to subdue an Oklahoma man wielding a hammer and a Bible at a local trailer park after the man refused to drop the hammer during a fight with another man, claiming he was doing God’s work.  Well, Jesus was a carpenter and carpenters use hammers – and while I’m no Biblical scholar – it sounds like this guy really nailed it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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