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Wife and Stepson Held in KKK Wizard’s Murder

Wife and Stepson Held in KKK Wizard’s Murder:  The wife of Missouri KKK leader Frank Ancona, who married him in full Klan costume, has been arrested for his murder.  She claims she doesn’t remember anything as she had been drinking and was “two sheets” to the wind.

 

Massive Supernova Visible From Millions of Light Years Away:  In astronomy news, scientists on Palomar Mountain have captured the early death of a massive star that was torn apart in a violent explosion which actually took place 160 million years ago.  My question is, if it happened 160 million years ago, how can it be considered news?  Does CNN have someone posted 160 million light years away reporting on this stuff?  And while some are concerned about radiation from the gamma bursts, I’ll be just fine because I’m posting this from under my duvet.

 

Playboy Returns to Nudity in March/April 2017 Issue:  After dropping its nude pictorials back in 2015, the men’s lifestyle magazine is bringing them back in its March/April 2017 issue featuring topless Playmate Elizabeth Elam as Miss March 2017 – along with the headline “Naked is normal.”  Guess someone finally figured out that no one actually READS Playboy magazine.  All part of the “Make America Great Again” plan I suppose.  Now, everyone can cancel their National Geographic subscriptions again.  On a positive note, thank God there’s still no nudity in Oprah and Gwyneth Paltrow’s magazines.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees:  With bee populations declining in rapid numbers, scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to create a robot bee by turning an unassuming drone into a remote-controlled pollinator – attaching horsehairs coated with a special, sticky gel to its underbelly.  Researchers say perhaps the most challenging thing was trying to design a stinger that would hurt just as much as when you get stung by a real bee.

 

Oprah Rethinks Presidential Run After Trump Victory:  Talk-show host and national darling Oprah Winfrey says she’s reconsidering the possibility of a presidential run in the wake of President Trump’s election to the public office.  When asked for his response, President Trump said “fat chance she’ll ever get elected.”

 

Scientists Discover World’s Most Ancient Fossils in Quebec:  Scientists working in Quebec, Canada, have found what they believe to be the most ancient fossils on Earth, thinner than a human hair and possibly dating back 4.2 billion years.  Despite being found in and around Quebec, researchers say there’s as yet still no evidence they spoke French.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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