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Roberts Says God Told Him to Resign

Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that God told him to resign from the scandal-plagued school. A lawsuit accuses Roberts of lavish spending including a shopping spree, a stable of horses, and a trip to the Bahamas by his daughter using the university's jet. Previously, Roberts said that God told him to deny the allegations.

God was unavailable for comment,. but a spokesman said that the Lord denies any communication with Roberts in the last week. The spokesman said that Roberts is on Heaven's Do Not Call Registry that blocks all communication from thieves, liars, and hypocrites.

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