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PETA Criticizes Beyoncé for Wearing Leather Costume

beyoncePETA Criticizes Beyoncé for Wearing Leather Costume:  Animal rights organization PETA is criticized Beyoncé for recently appearing onstage in a costume made entirely out of leather.  In Beyoncé’s defense, even if she was wearing all leather, she certainly wasn’t wearing all that much of it.

 

car-thiefMan Tries to Steal Car Using Spray Deodorant:  According to local police, a man attempted to steal a car in the Lake Elsinore, California area by spraying deodorant into the car owner’s eyes.  The victim said the whole thing caught him by surprise, pointing out that its pretty difficult to smell a rat through all that deodorant.  Police report the thief tried attempting to make a fresh and clean getaway by heading into an amusement park, but was busted with his aerosol on the carousel.

 

black-holeTelescope Images Ring Of Dust Surrounding Black Hole:  Astronomers using a telescope attached to a modified Boeing 747SP aircraft have captured new images of a ring of dust seven light-years in diameter surrounding the super-massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.  All I can say is, you’ve got a pretty serious dust problem when you need to use a super-massive black hole to vacuum it all up.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Everything Has Now Become Perfect

PerfectEverything Has Now Become Perfect:  After I placed my order for a cafe latte and a muffin at my local coffee house, the 20-something female taking my order told me “perfect.”  Call me old fashioned, but it kind of made me long for the good old days when things were simply “awesome” instead of “perfect.”

 

Newspaper ReporterSurvey Finds Newspaper Reporter Worst Job:  According to a recent survey from job website CareerCast.com, being a newspaper reporter is considered the worst job to have in 2016.  Gee, kind of makes you wonder where “crack ho” appears on that list?

 

AtomsNew Hard Drive Can Write Data On Individual Atoms:  Researchers in the Netherlands have developed a way to store data on individual atoms, capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, enough to store every book ever written by humans on a surface the size of a postage stamp.  Yea, well what happens if these poor atoms don’t want data stored on them?  If you agree, please join me in supporting the new PETA affiliate for particle physicists – People for The Ethical Treatment of Atoms.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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