by Andrew Jacobs
by Alex Kaseberg
by Gary Bachman
Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain. If that doesn't work, the farmers plan to bring over Pacman Jones to make it rain.
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by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Pacman Jones Wants to Play!
Adam "Pacman" Jones sent a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asking to be allowed to play this season. The letter took Jones a full week to write since he couldn't decide what color crayon to use. To get the league to read it, he signed it "Brett Favre."
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by Lee Mays
by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Pacman Jones Signs With CFL
Pacman Jones has signed a one-year deal to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL. Hopefully Jones can adjust to Canada's lack of firearms.
by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Pacman Jones Fights on TV
Pacman Jones reportedly got in a fight during an episode of Pros vs. Joes. Which is much better than the fight he got into on Pros vs. Hoes.
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by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Cowboys Cut Pacman
The Dallas Cowboys have officially cut Pacman Jones. And they did it on a giant mirror with a huge razor blade.
by John Roman
Dallas Cowboy's Pacman Jones:
An Atlanta strip club shooting was the final straw as the Dallas Cowboys cut Pacman after an apparent involvement in the June 2007 nightclub shooting. The incident occurred in a suburban Atlanta strip club. In his defense Pacman Jones stated that unlike his teammates he was just looking to score.
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Pacman Wants to Stay in Dallas
Pacman Jones said his days in Dallas aren't necessarily over. Partly because he's not allowed to leave the state. Texas farmers are hoping Jones sticks around, since they need someone to make it rain.
