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Talk Like A Gangster Pirate Day - Phil Johnson

Talk Like A Gangster Pirate Day - Phil Johnson
Plays: 2855

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. If we can have Talk Like A Pirate Day, I'm sure 100 years from now we'll have Talk Like A Gangster Day. There's lots more to this bit. Check it out on the website. If we can glorify pirates with their own day, we'll probably glorify gangsters in the future with Talk Like A Gangster Day. For fans of Eddie Izzard, Greg Berhendt, Christopher Titus, Patton Oswalt, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Phil Johnson on No Fear and NASCAR

Phil Johnson on No Fear and NASCAR
Plays: 1229

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. Comedy and music artist Phil Johnson takes on the guys with No Fear stickers on their huge trucks and what they really never have to fear. Plus new developments in the world of NASCAR that will really take it mainstream. For fans of Greg Behrendt, Patton Oswalt, Christopher Titus, Eddie Izzard, Ralphie May, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Phil Johnson trailer for "What Color Is Your Laugh?" DVD

Phil Johnson trailer for "What Color Is Your Laugh?" DVD
Plays: 1674

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. A small sample of "What Color Is Your Laugh?", the latest stand-up comedy and comedy music DVD from Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction. Get more info and your copy at http Get 15% off any DVD or CD with the coupon code "waycool". For fans of Greg Behrendt, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Eddie Izzard, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Vertical Eyebrows

Vertical Eyebrows
Plays: 688

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. Bad enough she plucked them out, but wait til you see how she drew them back in. Standup comedy from Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction. For fans of Greg Behrendt, Patton Oswalt, Christopher Titus, Eddie Izzard, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

What's a Femur?

What's a Femur?
Plays: 308

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. The trouble with engagement rings and what I should be able to buy instead. For fans of Greg Behrendt, Patton Oswalt, Christopher Titus, Eddie Izzard, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

It's A Fat World After All

It's A Fat World After All
Plays: 773

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. Disneyland had to remodel the Small World ride to accommodate the now much larger size of people. It needs a new theme song. For fans of Patton Oswalt, Greg Behrendt, Christopher Titus, Eddie Izzard, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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How Obama And McCain Can Steal The Show

How Obama And McCain Can Steal The Show
Plays: 495

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. Historical election blah blah blah. There's no anticipation left. But here's how Obama and McCain can make it exciting again. For fans of Christopher Titus, Eddie Izzard, Patton Oswalt, Ralphie May, Greg Behrendt, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

Engagement Rings

Engagement Rings
Plays: 668

www.PhilJComedy.com - Download my Greatest Hits for Free. When her friends start getting married first, the pressure is on to supply that ring. For fans of Greg Behrendt, Eddie Izzard, Christopher Titus,Ralphie May,Patton Oswalt, and others.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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