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Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire

Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire:  House Speaker Paul Ryan has begun vigorously enforcing rules which prohibit women from attempting to enter the Speaker’s Lobby while wearing shoulder-baring sleeveless shirts and dresses.  While I’m certainly no expert on congressional matters, I’m assuming a rule like this would be enforced by the sergeant-at-arms.  That said, kind of makes you wonder, isn’t there anything more important Speaker Ryan could be doing with his time – you know, like slashing funding for school lunches or cutting healthcare services to veterans and the elderly?

 

Trump’s Poland Speech Sounded Like Someone Reading a Wikipedia Page:  Some are calling out President Donald Trump’s recent speech in Poland, which many felt sounded as if he was simply reading the country’s Wikipedia page to Poland’s own people.  Well, on a positive note, at least he didn’t open with a Polish joke – you know – something like “all you Poles should be grateful you’re no longer part of Russia.  Those Russian winters can be really harsh.”

 

Western Montana Hit With 5.8 Earthquake:  A 5.8 magnitude earthquake has struck western Montana about 33 miles northwest of Helena.  While geologists say earthquakes are not unusual for the area, Fox and Friends is reporting that it wasn’t actually an earthquake, but shock waves from President Trump’s bodyslam of the CNN meme finally reaching Montana.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Saudi Girl’s Online Post in Miniskirt Draws Conservative Outrage

Saudi Girl’s Online Post in Miniskirt Draws Conservative Outrage:  A young Saudi woman sparked a huge controversy over the weekend by posting a video of herself online in a miniskirt and crop top walking around in public, leading Saudi conservatives to call for her arrest.  In response to the video, an angry House Speaker Paul Ryan warned these are exactly the kind of young women who’ll grow up and attempt to enter the Speaker’s Lobby in sleeveless blouses and open-toe shoes.

 

Micro-Windmills to Power Electronics:  Researchers at the University of Texas at Arlington announced the development of experimental micro-windmills a tenth the size of a grain of rice, which might someday power electronics like cell phones with just a wave of the hand.  Scientists speculate that just a small number of these micro-windmills, strategically placed in the back of someone like Chris Christie’s underwear, could easily power the entire eastern seaboard.

 

Art World Becoming a Favorite Way to Launder Drug Money:  International law enforcement officials say the rapidly rising prices for fine art indicate the art world is quickly becoming a convenient way to launder money made from dubious business adventures, such as drug money.  No kidding!  When I look at some of the things that are passing for art these days, its pretty obvious that somebody’s on some serious drugs.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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